Stapler Tapestries
Description: Office equipment inevitably malfunctions, causing immediate delays for both workers and students. When a stapler jams, it halts the final step of document assembly. Instead of discarding the device, taking it apart presents a unique mechanical challenge. Using a paperclip to pry open the metal track and extract the crushed wire requires precise physical manipulation. Clearing the blockage and hearing the crisp snap of the spring resetting provides immediate feedback. This minor repair quickly restores full order to the desk. Reassembling the parts and executing a flawless test staple feels like a robust technical achievement. It is a brief chance to demonstrate practical problem-solving abilities during a standard shift.
Description: This funny design features the iconic phrase “I believe you have my stapler” with an illustration of a red stapler. Perfect for office workers, fans of funny quotes, or anyone who has dealt with classic office struggles. A great way to add humor to your workspace or gift a coworker.
Description: Chotchkies serves up unexceptional chain food, but they do it with flair! Fifteen pieces minimum, to be exact. Or as condescending manager Stan smugly puts it, "People can get a cheeseburger anywhere. They come to Chotchkies for the atmosphere and the attitude. That's what the flair's about. It's about fun!" I don't know about all that. We'd skip the enforced enthusiasm and pass on the pizza shooters, shrimp poppers and extreme fajitas, and just drop by to see a young and sassy Jen Aniston flip off her boss.
Description: I ALREADY TOLD YOU: I DEAL WITH THE GOD DAMN CUSTOMERS SO THE ENGINEERS DON'T HAVE TO! I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS; I AM GOOD AT DEALING WITH PEOPLE! CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!I ALREADY TOLD YOU: I DEAL WITH THE GOD DAMN CUSTOMERS SO THE ENGINEERS DON'T HAVE TO! I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS; I AM GOOD AT DEALING WITH PEOPLE! CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
Description: Did you put my stapler in Jell-O again? Relive Jim Halpert's most iconic gag with this design of the stapler stuck in yellow Jell-O. The perfect gift for any fan of The Office who knows Dwight's patience has its limits. Ideal for decorating your workspace or taking to the office.
