Stapler Tapestries
Description: You're just not going to go? Yeah. Won't you get fired? I don't know... but I really don't like it, and uh... I'm not gonna go.
I don't like my job & I don't think I'm gonna go anymore Tapestry
by Dean Cole Design
$23 $30
Description: A black background montage featuring various iconic elements from 'The Office.' Text includes 'THE OFFICE,' 'DUNDER MIFFLIN,' 'THAT'S SHAT,' 'CONE. POSE,' 'THIS TINE,' 'PARKOUR!,' 'THAT'S WHAT SAID,' and the famous quote 'DWIGHT'S. BEARS. BEETS. BATTLESTAR GALACTICA.' Visuals include cartoonish portraits, pretzels, a beet, shoes, a basketball, a stapler, a star badge, intestines, a teapot, a coffee mug, and a crumpled paper ball.
The Office Montage with Dwight's Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica Tapestry
by STUDIO DESIGN PESSO
$23 $30
The Thing is, It's not that I'm Lazy, I just Don't Care Tapestry
by Way of the Road
$23 $30
Description: A vintage-style wooden sign with the text "HANDYMAN" at the top. Below, a collection of tools including a hammer, screwdriver, stapler, pliers, saw, and wrenches are depicted. Underneath the sign, text reads "IF I DO IT MESELF $100/hr $250/hr IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB" with five stars at the bottom.
Description: Chotchkies serves up unexceptional chain food, but they do it with flair! Fifteen pieces minimum, to be exact. Or as condescending manager Stan smugly puts it, "People can get a cheeseburger anywhere. They come to Chotchkies for the atmosphere and the attitude. That's what the flair's about. It's about fun!" I don't know about all that. We'd skip the enforced enthusiasm and pass on the pizza shooters, shrimp poppers and extreme fajitas, and just drop by to see a young and sassy Jen Aniston flip off her boss. This version includes a nice vintage patina to give it an authentic look, kinda like you got it working there in the 80s...
