Dont Get Murdered Tapestries

Inspired by My Favorite Murder Podcast

My Favorite Murder is a weekly true crime comedy podcast hosted by American comedians Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark.

Murderino pride. Stay Sexy.

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The dynamic trio from the MFM podcast

IT'S NEVER A MANNEQUIN

Here's the story Of the lovely Georgia Who was bringing up three very lovely cats All of them had fuzzy fur and their mother liked to put them in hats It's the story Of a gal named Karen Who was busy with two dogs of her own The day raccoon Sometimes came to visit Yet they were all alone 'Til Halloween when sweet Georgia met fair Karen And they knew that it was much more than a hunch That this group must somehow form a family That's the way we all became the Murder bunch The Murder bunch, the Murder bunch That's the way we became the Murder bunch

A friendship quote from the podcast My Favorite Murder.

My Favorite Murder Typography

SSDGM!

I JUST ANT TO TAKE NAPS AND

Basically a detective quote for true crime fans and murderinos. Solve a murder, research a serial killer, obsess over a podcast. You may be a true crime junkie.

SSDGM! Now with less swearing!

Mindhunter revolves around FBI agents Holden Ford (Jonathan Groff) and Bill Tench (Holt McCallany), along with psychologist Wendy Carr (Anna Torv), who operate the FBI's Behavioral Science Unit within the Training Division at the FBI Academy in Quantico, Virginia. They interview imprisoned serial killers to understand how they think, with the hope of applying this knowledge to solve ongoing cases. Season one is set in 1977 to 1980, in the early days of criminal psychology and criminal profiling at the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Notorious serial killer Edmund Kemper (Cameron Britton) has a recurring role in this season as he assists Ford and Tench in understanding how a serial killer's mind works.

For the true crime junkie!

Steven finally snapped and killed Karen and Georgia whilst filming My Favorite Murder, but no worries, Elvis is safe!

Stay out of the forest, and SSDGM!

Inspired by MFM's Georgia Hardstack's favourite saying, in kidnapper style!

Look, listen you have to SSADGM.

Stay Sexy, and Don't Get Murdered!

Get a job, buy your own shit, stay out of the forest.

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stay sexy, don't get murdered!!

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Show your love for true crime and wear this shirt during your next true crime marathon! This shirt also makes the best gift for friends and crime junkies.

Stay sexy and don’t get murdered

I'm super inspired by the works of Billy Jensen and Paul Holes in their encouragement of citizens to assist in solving true crime cases, especially cold cases. Their Murder Squad podcast presents info and instruction for true crime fans to constructively help law enforcement and detectives in solving cases. This illustration is inspired by their work, using one of the podcast's taglines: Keep Digging. Artwork by Melanie Brooks, pencil and ink with digital color and manipulation

The patron Saint of licking things, finding treats in purses and pockets, and eating pencils.

Happy Valentines Day from The Good Wives.

Okay, so maybe I'm not running a marathon everyday, but I watch documentaries and listing to True Crime podcasts enough to get my heart rate up. True Crime Is My Cardio. Select your color and size and get this funny tshirt or give it as the perfect gift!

A quote about how we're always learning and growing from Karen Kilgariff while on the podcast My Favorite Murder.

Corrections Corner

Hand-lettered funny quote from the beloved podcast My Favorite Murder.

Are you so good at skipping the ads in a podcast that you never cut off the podcast? Do you know EXACTLY how many times to press the skip button before the next segment starts. Congrats, you're an expert ad skipper! This makes a great gift or present for your friend, mom, kid, recent graduate, or podcaster (just don't tell the advertisers)!

Sweet Honesty Shirt

It's nothing a little spin cycle can't fix says Good Wife, Fancy.