Sure Tapestries
Description: Two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity and I’m not sure about the universe. - Albert Einstein
Two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity and I’m not sure about the universe. Tapestry
by Among the Leaves Apparel
$23 $30
Description: Denis Diderot: As for our celebrated lawgivers, who have cast us in our present awkward mold, you may be sure that they have acted to serve their interests and not ours. Witness all our political, civil, and religious institutions — examine them thoroughly: unless I am very much mistaken, you will see how, through the ages, the human race has been broken to the halter that a handful of rascals were itching to impose. Watch out for the fellow who talks about putting things in order! Putting things in order always means getting other people under your control.
Description: George Sand quote: In the stormy days of our youth, we imagine that solitude is a sure refuge from the assaults of life, a certain balm for the wounds of battle. This is a serious mistake, and experience teaches us that, if we cannot live in peace with our fellow-men, neither romantic raptures nor aesthetic enjoyment will ever fill the abyss gaping at the bottom of our hearts.
Description: D. H. LAWRENCE quote: I should feel the air move against me, and feel the things I touched, instead of having only to look at them. I’m sure life is all wrong because it has become much too visual—we can neither hear nor feel nor understand, we can only see. I’m sure that is entirely wrong.
Description: This design features the humorous quote "I'm Pretty Sure I Was The Total Package Once, But Shipping And Handling Damaged Me. Now I'm A Scratch-And-Dent Item, Sold As-Is." Perfect for those who love funny sayings, relatable life quotes, and self-deprecating humor. Ideal for men and women with a witty personality.
Description: Funny Tech Support Checklist Before You Bother Me Is It Plugged In? Is It Turned On? Are You Sure? Seriously. Go Check. design for IT professionals, help desk staff, and computer support technicians. Perfect for the IT guy or girl who deals with daily troubleshooting and technical issues.
Description: A black background features the bold white text "BONUS-DAD" with a red underline. Below, white text reads "YOU MAY NOT HAVE ME LIFE BUT YOU SURE HAVE MADE MY LIFE BETTER,". Centered are three red hearts of varying sizes. The bottom text reads "THANKS FOR PUTTING UP WITH MY MOM".
Description: Undiagnosed, but everyone's pretty sure. A sarcastic quote that delivers a perfectly ironic punchline about those things people don’t say out loud but clearly think. This witty line leans into self-deprecating humor and relatable sarcasm about being just a little questionable. A funny gift idea for anyone who enjoys sarcastic quotes and ironic humor, perfect for birthdays, holidays, or Christmas. Available on shirts, hoodies, mugs, stickers, and more!
Description: A puzzle is easier when the picture on the box is sitting right there. Without it, every piece becomes suspicious, and even the corners need investigation. You connect two pieces, decide they belong together, then change your mind and start staring at the rest as if they might reveal the answer. The funny part is continuing with confidence while having absolutely no idea what the finished result is supposed to look like. Maybe that piece belongs there. Maybe it does not. Either way, you keep trying different combinations, hoping something eventually starts making sense. Then one section suddenly looks promising, which creates a brief moment of confidence before another piece refuses to cooperate. At least the puzzle is getting attention.
