Surly Tapestries
Description: Perfect for every possible incarnation of the curmudgeon, be it crusty, cranky, grouchy, surly, extra salty, or good ol’ grumpy old man. While it's true that he may come off as bad-tempered, difficult and cantankerous. But trust me when I tell you that a curmudgeon is an independently thinking, extremely idealistic, rational, realist. It’s true, he doesn't suffer fools gladly. However, he is actually a deeply caring individual that chooses to deliver his wishes and opinions in a terse, no-nonsense manner.
Description: Yes, we cuss curse words. We swear salty language. We speak in colorful language - some in a rainbow. But we’re not trying to be offensive. It’s just how we express ourselves. We are everywhere and we are many. If you think you fit the profile, join The Society of Highly Inappropriate Language.
Description: Ill-tempered, difficult, surly, cranky, salty, crusty, grumpy, grouchy, and curmudgeonly are how we are often described. But the truth is, stupid stuff just irritates us and we don’t suffer fools well. Here’s the deal, we’ll stop being annoyed when people stop being annoying. Join the Society of The Easily Annoyed!
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Description: Perfect for every possible incarnation of the curmudgeon, be it crusty, cranky, grouchy, surly, extra salty, or good ol’ grumpy old man. While it's true that he may come off as bad-tempered, difficult and cantankerous. But trust me when I tell you that a curmudgeon is an independently thinking, extremely idealistic, rational, realist. It’s true, he doesn't suffer fools gladly. However, he is actually a deeply caring individual that chooses to deliver his wishes and opinions in a terse, no-nonsense manner.
Description: He may come off as bad-tempered, difficult and cantankerous. But trust me when I tell you that a curmudgeon is an independently thinking, extremely idealistic, rational, realist. It’s true, he doesn't suffer fools gladly. However, he is actually a deeply caring individual that chooses to deliver his wishes and opinions in a terse, no-nonsense manner.
Description: Ill-tempered, difficult, surly, cranky, salty, crusty, grumpy, grouchy, and curmudgeonly are how we are often described. But the truth is, stupid stuff just irritates us and we don’t suffer fools well. Here’s the deal, we’ll stop being annoyed when people stop being annoying. Join the Society of The Easily Annoyed!
Description: Yes, we cuss curse words. We swear salty language. We speak in colorful language - some in a rainbow. But we’re not trying to be offensive. It’s just how we express ourselves. We are everywhere and we are many. If you think you fit the profile, join The Society of Highly Inappropriate Language.
Description: He may come off as bad-tempered, difficult and cantankerous. But trust me when I tell you that a curmudgeon is an independently thinking, extremely idealistic, rational, realist. It’s true, he doesn't suffer fools gladly. However, he is actually a deeply caring individual that chooses to deliver his wishes and opinions in a terse, no-nonsense manner.
Description: Buffalo bull staring belligerently with text "You owe me money". This is a reference to Robert Ruark's famous quote about these extremely aggressive and unpredictable animals. In his novel Horn of the Hunter, Ruark says of the African buffalo: "He looks like he hates you personally. He looks like you owe him money. He looks like he is hunting you…" This African wildlife design in stark monochrome is based on a photograph taken in Zambia's Lower Zambezi National Park by Scotch Macaskill.
