Telemarketer Tapestries

Thought It Was You It Was

A telemarketer is a professional ninja of persuasion who can turn a simple phone call into a thrilling battle of wits, armed with a script, relentless optimism, and the power to make you question why you even answered the phone in the first place.

Just like those telemarketer scams you constantly get phone calls about, you too can be a robocaller and ask everybody about their vehicle's extended warranty.

Just like those telemarketer scams you constantly get phone calls about, you too can be a robocaller and ask everybody about their car's extended warranty.

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Time's are tough; a fella's got to work. And somehow this little marker ended up landing a job as a telemarketer. Though he struggles with the fact that no one he calls ever wants to talk to him, he tries to keep a positive attitude. A marker's got to do what a marker's got to do.

HUNTIN FER YOU

It's why we're callin

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Everyone has seen the phrase "Scam Likely" on their phone more times than they'd like to admit. Just like those telemarketer scams you constantly get calls about, you too can be a robocaller and ask everybody about their car's extended warranty.

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Awoooo! Werewolf doesn't want to eat you, he just wants to scam you.

This kitten graphic design galaxy style art is perfect for the animal fan. Great for telemarketers who love cats.

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Sarcastic one-liner in cool typography. The funny joke has a gag line with an ironic reference to caller ID and IQ.

Telemarketer's Girlfriend Design that reads: "Relationship Status Single Married Taken By A Super Hot Telemarketer". That's just right for a Telemarketer's Girlfriend who really loves her Boyfriend.

Sarcastic one-liner in cool typography. The funny joke has a gag line with an ironic reference to caller ID and IQ.

We've been calling you like a million times about your car's extended warranty, we thought we would try to reach you by t-shirt now.

A sarcastic but very funny quote about telemarketing in vibrant purple, pink, orange, and black. This bold pop art design uses cryptic humor to poke fun at telemarketing as a career choice. "When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Telemarketer" said No-One Ever is sweet revenge for anyone who's been hounded by persistent telemarketers. Especially at mealtime. A great gift idea that's perfect for anyone with telemarketer friends and family members.

"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty." You just can't escape them!

How can I help Cat?

Please don't hang up

Knock Knock!!!