The Dennis System Tapestries

Description: Dennis proudly plays a hateful voice message from Caylee, a pharmacist he recently had a relationship with, telling the gang that he now has her undying love. Dee argues that he has obtained the opposite, so Dennis agrees to explain his system for seducing any woman and earning her undying love: The D.E.N.N.I.S. System.

Description: A fool proof system enabling men to obtain a woman's undying love.

Description: From It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, the DENNIS system is the sure fire way to win over a girl's heart.

Description: plus, the implication...

Description: The Dennis System

Description: Dennis Reynolds has a system. Stalking, fraudulent schemes, reckless endangerment — the Philadelphia PD has a file. The Golden God does not sweat warrants.

Description: Mac's Letter

Description: Replica of the shirt worn by human rights activist, Frank Reynolds.