The Killer Tapestries

Description: 喋血雙雄

Description: Cool design for Takashi Miike fans. Original artwork.

Description: Killer rabbit

Description: The great killer wave inspired by a popular 90s movie about orcas.

Description: TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! ARTHUR: Ohh. TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

Description: “That Rabbit’s Dynamite!” You can look dynamite too in this tshirt, inspired by Monty Python and the quest for the Holy Grail. Design by Jessica Jacobs, 2021

Description: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!

Description: Ichi the killer

Description: you know him

Description: “She turned me into a newt.” “A newt?” “I got better.”

Description: The Killer Doll

Description: You'll Soil Your Armor

Description: Ichi The Killer

Description: He is already in your house

Description: Aileen Wuornos "Halo" design by BustedBonesTees, the best in true crime merch ever. Made for true crime fans for true crime addicts!

Description: Cool design for Takashi Miike fans. Original artwork.

Description: King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Description: Killer Tofu!

Description: BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch? VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt. BEDEVERE: A newt? VILLAGER #3: I got better.

Description: Train Like A Killer

Description: Cool design for Kakihara's fans

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Description: The movie scared the hell outta me when I was a kid. This is the Phantom Killer from "The Town That Dreaded Sundown". (The original one).

Description: Almost the Full Monty

Description: WOMAN: Well, how did you become King, then? ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king! DENNIS: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Description: The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch from Monty Phyton and The Holy Grail

Description: TIM: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--

Description: Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse. King Arthur: You liar! Black Knight: Come on then, you pansy!

Description: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!

Description: A chaotic and colorful retro artwork for Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (1978), showcasing a massive monstrous tomato wreaking havoc on land and sea. The cartoonish illustration, complete with screaming civilians, helicopters, sharks, and UFOs, perfectly captures the campy absurdity and satirical humor of this cult-classic B-movie.

Description: Tis but a Scratch

Description: You Have Died.

Description: It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut! Arthur: (exasperated) Well it doesn't matter! Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the court of Camelot is here!

Description: The Holy Grail Tour

Description: In the dark wood of Crystal Lake lurks the darkest evil man has ever known! Jason Voorhees sneaks into your kitchen while you sleep and murders several bowls of delicious cereal! Beware the night!

Description: The Beets original graphic tee of the Killer Tofu Tour of 1992 (the correct year the episode aired) from Nickelodeon's Doug. Enjoy!