Theranos Tapestries

Description: Made famous for being a fraud.

Description: I Invested In Theranos

Description: Theranos scandal design featuring Elizabeth Holmes - the infamous biotech startup story of fake blood testing technology and Silicon Valley fraud.

Description: Parody design mimics a corporate blood drive logo, referencing Theranos with green heart and 2015 date.

Description: ...and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

Description: Why would i deceive you?

Description: A bold Theranos parody pairs black-and-white portraits inside red hearts with heartbeat lines, teal accents, and the quote "You're My Type." Made for Theranos fans, biotech humor lovers, blood drive events, and medical satire enthusiasts.

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Description: I'm engaging with you as a human being

Description: Why would i deceive you?

Description: Theranos Blood Drive 2026 You’re My Type, Bad Blood Silicon Valley

Description: Why would i deceive you?

Description: It features Theranos blood-drive humor with heart portraits, perfect for parties, casual wear, and biotech fans.

Description: Theranos Blood Drive 2026 You're My Type

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Description: Elizabeth Holmes Vintage Retro Graphic

Description: ...and all I got was this lousy t-shirt