Tracking Tapestries
Description: The perfect gift for the data-obsessed cyclist or runner in your life. Whether they are chasing a KOM on a local climb or logging miles for a marathon, this shirt captures the ultimate rule of modern training: the workout isn't real until it's uploaded. Featuring a minimalist design, it's ideal for post-ride coffee stops, gym sessions, or casual wear for any Strava addict.
Description: Uh oh, the notification every competitive cyclist dreads! This funny 'Someone Took Your KOM' design is the ultimate gift for Strava addicts, segment hunters, and road bike riders obsessed with leaderboards and statistics. High-quality Artisan apparel designed for those who ride hard and track every effort.
Description: Never Underestimate An Old Man Who Still Tracks Turkey In His Seventies. Ideal For Seasoned Turkey Hunters, Grandpas, And Fathers Who Enjoy Outdoor Hunting Adventures In Their Later Years. A Tribute To Active Senior Hunters.
Never Underestimate An Old Man Who Still Tracks Turkey In His Seventies Turkey Hunter Tapestry
by TeamLAW
$23 $30
Description: Designed for the dedicated segment hunter, this piece captures the essence of modern endurance sports culture. Whether you are chasing a new personal best, battling for a KOM, or just analyzing your weekly elevation gain, your progress deserves to be recognized. We’ve moved beyond just riding; we’re here for the records, the Kudos, and the relentless pursuit of improvement. This design features a clean, bold, and modern aesthetic perfect for the minimalist athlete who treats their ride as a digital record. It’s more than just a piece of apparel; it’s a badge for those who live to Run, Ride, and Record. Remember: it’s not just a race, it’s your record
Description: A black background with white text and orange location pins. The text "IF IT'S NOT ON" is at the top, followed by "STRAVA" in an orange rounded rectangle, and then "IT NEVER HAPPENED" below. A white bicycle outline is on the left, connected by a dashed white line and orange location pins to indicate a route.
Description: Introduced by JVC in 1976, the VHS (Video Home System) cassette is an analog magnetic tape recording format that was the dominant home video standard in the 1980s and 1990s. These tapes typically hold up to 4 hours of video, were commonly used for recording TV and watching films, and are now considered vintage, mostly replaced by digital formats.
Description: Storm chaser passion meets severe weather science in this dramatic lightning storm map design. Featuring the phrase I'd Rather Be Storm Chasing, it is made for tornado chasers, meteorologists, weather spotters, storm trackers, and anyone fascinated by thunderstorms and extreme weather. The bold map graphic captures the energy of lightning, rotating storms, and life in pursuit of the next weather event. A strong choice for atmospheric science fans and storm chasing communities.
Description: This design is for fishing enthusiasts and outdoorsmen. It features Catch & Release Club and Never Lost, Just Exploring, perfect for anglers, explorers, and adventure seekers.
Catch & Release Club Fishing Outdoors Explorer Never Lost Just Exploring Tapestry
by Fiesta of Pets
$30
Description: A circular emblem design featuring various cryptids including Bigfoot, a werewolf, a yeti, a Loch Ness Monster, and a Mothman, alongside a green alien and flying saucers. The text 'CRYPTOZOOLOGY TRACKING SOCIETY' arches over the top, and 'SEEEING IS BELIEVING' arches below. The style is illustrative and detailed.
Description: A monochrome circular emblem with a white border. The center depicts a winged humanoid figure under a beam of light from a flying saucer. Surrounding the figure are various mythical creatures and woodland scenery. Text reads "CRYPTOZOOLOGY", "TRAAKING SOCIETY", and "SEEING IS BELIEVE".
Description: Prisoner marks off days on a cell wall. Holds a crayon and a cup of coffee and has a small window offering a glimpse of the outside - sun, birds, tree. For people who feel they are trapped in a prison - work, study, relationship - or maybe are in an actual prison. Keep counting those days.