Triple Dog Dare Tapestries

just like that it was gone, all gone

The snow is falling in the 216 and the holiday season is approaching. Grab the family and get ready to celebrate a holiday tradition with our Retro '83 Cleveland Christmas Story design.

It's a major award!

This here is a tree! You won't see any needles off this tree.

Ralphie's mom doesn't hesitate to clean his mouth out with soap when he says a bad word. "Oh fudge!" Ralphie exclaims, only he didn't say, "fudge".

practice your shot, but don't shoot your eye out!

Must be Italian!

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Flick said he saw some grizzly bears down there

don't shoot your eye out

What Would It Be? The Guillotine? Hanging? The Chair? The Rack? The Chinese Water Torture? Hmmph. Mere Child's Play Compared To What Surely Awaited Me. You'll shoot your eye out.

Only he didn't say, "fudge". Over the years, Ralphie became quite a connoisseur of soap.

Who wouldn't want a lady leg lamp?

show mommy her little piggie

What Would It Be? The Guillotine? Hanging? The Chair? The Rack? The Chinese Water Torture? Hmmph. Mere Child's Play Compared To What Surely Awaited Me. You'll shoot your eye out.

Oh Fudge Brand Soap

NOT A FINGER!

a dirty mouth requires an explosive cleaning

Bunny Suit

I won it with mind powers

Evil Scott Farkus with yellow eyes...so help me God, yellow eyes!

Oh Fudge

Would you look at that? Would you look at THAT?!

Poor Ralph, all that waiting for his Little Orphan Annie Secret Society Decoder just to get... A stupid AD? Son of a ----

He won it. Mind power.

The Lone Rangers' nephew horse? could be worth fifty thousand bucks!

you'll shoot your eye out kid!

Meatloaf or Red Cabbage, that's your choice

The infamous Christmas gift

Have a soap connoisseur on your Christmas list? Do they like fudge as well? You're in luck! We're proud to announce Ralphie's "Fine Soap-Flavored Fudge" Sampler! A perfect gift for all Christmas Story fans. We promise you won't be stricken blind. Just don't say the eff, dash, dash, dash word when you taste it's mellow smoothness!

Have a soap connoisseur on your Christmas list? Do they like fudge as well? You're in luck! We're proud to announce Ralphie's "Fine Soap-Flavored Fudge!" A perfect gift for all Christmas Story fans. We promise you won't be stricken blind. Just don't say the eff, dash, dash, dash word when you taste it's mellow smoothness!

Don't you still want a red ryder bb gun, even after seeing this movie. I know I do!

Oh, Fudge! // Coins and Connections

Whoopie, a Zeppelin! This t-shirt features little brother Randy's exclamation as he finds his shiny new toy under the tree. If only every day could be Christmas...

"You used up all the glue on purpose!" His wife just broke his "major award" and he has no glue to put it back together. "We're out!", she said. The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was, "Nadafinga!"

"You used up all the glue on purpose!" His wife just broke his "major award" and he has no glue to put it back together. "We're out!", she said. The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was, "Nadafinga!"