Unix Tapestries

Description: Bash Fork Bomb - Text for Unix/Linux Hackers Wanna crash a computer system running Linux or Unix? Use this cryptic Bash command ":(){ :|:& };:"

Description: Bash Fork Bomb - Text for Unix/Linux Hackers Wanna crash a computer system running Linux or Unix? Use this cryptic Bash command ":(){ :|:& };:"

Description: Oh nix my nix.

Description: Perfect Tshirt whether you're a system administrator, software developer, hacker, or if you just love coding and geeky computer puns. This awesome shirt features the command "sudo rm -rf *" which will force delete all files and directories recursively. Includes the sarcastic warning statement "Don't try this at ~". This cautions the user that the command will be executed in the home / root directory of the super user. Great for engineers, coders, students, or open source fans.

Description: Jurassic Park Its A Unix System, film, movie, movies, cinema, retro, horror, vintage, 90s, cult movie, funny.png

Description: A black background with large yellow distressed letters spelling 'UNIX' at the top. Below, in white block letters, it reads 'IS USER FRIENDLY', 'BUT VERY SELECTIVE', and 'WITH ITS FRIENDS,'. The text has a distressed texture.

Description: A bold yellow text reads "UNIX" with a distressed, speckled effect. Below it, in white, smaller text states "IS USER FRIENDLY BUT VERY SELECTIVE WITH ITS FRIENDS,". The background is solid black.

Description: Linux retro 70's style. Because that's when it really all began.

Description: The Bourne Again Shell is a free software alternative of the original Bourne shell for Unix. It was written by GNU chad Brian Fox, and it's one of the first programs ported to Linux (thanks Linus!).

Description: The original Vim logo in all its glory

Description: Commodore International (or most simply Commodore) was an American home computer and electronics manufacturer founded by Jack Tramiel. Commodore International (CI), along with its subsidiary Commodore Business Machines (CBM), participated in the development of the home–personal computer industry in the 1970s and 1980s. The company developed and marketed the world's best-selling desktop computer, the Commodore 64 (1982), and released its Amiga computer line in July 1985. With quarterly sales ending 1983 of $49 million, Commodore was one of the world's largest personal computer manufacturers.

Description: A cool set of basic Linux commands including curl, alias, grep and of course, sudo.

Description: A vintage themed design perfect for all those Linux users out there that know curl'n random scripts from the Internet directly into sudo bash is probably not the best idea.

Description: "I know this."

Description: Simple white terminal-style graphic celebrating the command line and retro computing. Clean, text-based look popular with programmers and system administrators.

Description: If you are a programmer, computer science student, cs major or sys admin, then this funny sysadmin gift shirt for Unix and Linux Administrators is for you. The rm -rf t-shirt also makes a great gift for cs students and computer science majors. Funny Unix Linux Programmer Sys Admin Shell Script T-Shirt features a unique design and lets you hop onto the statement fashion trend. Wear the Linux script t-shirt in a classroom or at home. The funny Linux admin tee for bash scripters always fits.

Description: This is the ultimate tribute to those who know the destructive power of one command. Perfect for Linux users who understand that sometimes, one line of code can feel like a total system meltdown. Wear it as a warning or just for a good laugh - handle with care!

Description: Originally developed by IBM in the 1950s for scientific and engineering applications, FORTRAN came to dominate this area of programming early on and has been in continuous use for over half a century in computationally intensive areas such as numerical weather prediction, finite element analysis, computational fluid dynamics, computational physics, crystallography, and computational chemistry. It is a popular language for high-performance computing and is used for programs that benchmark and rank the world's fastest supercomputers.

Description: SU DO HIGHWAY TO SHELL LINUX

Description: PDP VAX-11 780 Minicomputer Vintage Technical Retro

Description: Wipe your entire system with six little words and learn why root access is a double-edged sword. Makes a great gift for chaotic sysadmins and IT disaster lovers.

Description: Mondays > /Dev/Null is a clever programming humor design for developers, coders, and IT professionals who appreciate Unix and Linux command line jokes. This design resonates with anyone who dislikes Mondays and enjoys tech-related wit.

Description: Mondays > /Dev/Null is a clever programming humor design for developers, coders, and IT professionals who appreciate Unix and Linux command line jokes. This design resonates with anyone who dislikes Mondays and enjoys tech-related wit.

Description: GNU LINUX FREEDOM

Description: PDP-11 Minicomputer Front Panel Art - Vintage Technical Retro

Description: If at first you don’t succeed use sudo! Sudo is a program for Unix-like computer operating systems that enables users to run programs with the security privileges of another user, by default the superuser. Often used by system administrators to force commands to run within a user profile that wouldn't ordinarily have the necessary elevated privileges and permissions to do so.

Description: Eat Sleep Vi Repeat design for programmers. Ideal for coders, developers, system administrators, and computer science enthusiasts. Perfect for vi editor users and technology professionals.

Description: LINUX - SUDO RM RF DONT TRY THIS

Description: PDP-11 Minicomputer Front Panel Art - Vintage Technical Retro

Description: Minimalist joke only people familiar with /dev/null will get. A quiet tech joke for sysadmins and developers.