Vanderpump Tapestries

Because we're Bravoholics and #TeamAriana, plus Schwartz & Sandy's is a dumb name so we fixed it for accuracy.

It's all happening

You're not important enough to hate. Sit Down! Funny Vanderpump Rules quote Classic Lisa Vanderpump against Stassi Schröder on Bravos Pump rules

I'm the number one guy in this group! Vanderpump Rules Jax Taylor quote. Great for the number one guy in your group with a little too much self confidence. Get this for your arrogant friend - your numero uno!

DJ James Kennedy strikes again!

Tom Sandoval Scandoval Vanderpump Rules

Don't sass Queen Stassi!

James simply can't control what he says (and we love it). It's like his filter is perpetually on vacation, leaving him to spew words that range from hilariously outrageous to downright offensive. Love him or hate him, there's no denying that James Kennedy's lack of control over his own mouth is a spectacle worth watching. Amen he is TEAM ARIANA

Ink and collage illustration inspired by the model/actor Schwartz from Vanderpump Rules.

Tom Sandoval, the notorious Scandoval, has taken to a whole new level. TEAM ARIANA. Tom Sandoval has proven that he isn't even a pretty face. He is shitty AF.

Ink and collage illustration inspired by Stassi from Vanderpump Rules.

Ink and collage illustration inspired by Katie from Vanderpump Rules.

TEAM ARIAN FOR THE WIN. Dodged a HUGE bullet Screw Tom

Worm With a Mustache Vanderpump Rules quote

I'm the number one guy in this group! Vanderpump Rules Jax Taylor quote. Great for the number one guy in your group with a little too much self confidence. Get this for your arrogant friend - your numero uno!

Ink and collage illustration inspired by Scheana from Vanderpump Rules.

LISA VANDERPUMP QUOTE

I'm the number one guy in this group! Vanderpump Rules Jax Taylor quote. Great for the number one guy in your group with a little too much self confidence. Get this for your arrogant friend - your numero uno!

I'm the number one guy in this group! Vanderpump Rules Jax Taylor quote. Great for the number one guy in your group with a little too much self confidence. Get this for your arrogant friend - your numero uno!

We're not calling him D&S, but Tom Sandoval doubled down on being a cyst male multiple times. If you say so, boo!

Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle Richards from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

#1 Guy in the Group

classic

Ink and collage illustration inspired by Tom Sandoval from Vanderpump Rules.

Team Ariana Vanderpump Rules

"She's like a very stupid demon." Lala Kent on Vanderpump Rules, coining the new Bambi Eyed Bitch

Ink and collage illustration inspired by James from Vanderpump Rules

Worm With a Mustache Vanderpump Rules Quote

ink and collage illustration inspired by Jax from Vanderpump Rules

Ink and collage illustration inspired by the Toms from Vanderpump Rules.

Ink and collage illustration inspired by Jax from Vanderpump Rules

Bravo inspired zodiac series featuring illustrations inspired by the Real housewives of Beverly Hills, Potomac, Miami and Orange County.

queens only

#OOTD Vanderpump Rules Stassi Quote. Celebrate Outfit of the Day with Stassi

#OOTD Vanderpump Rules Stassi Quote. Celebrate Outfit of the Day with Stassi

Worm With A Mustache Tom Ariana Vanderpump Rules