Witchy Funny Saying Tapestries
Description: A botanical sage sprig with moths and moon details surrounds a bluntly sarcastic witchy quote.
Not Enough Sage in the World for This Shit Witchy Humor Tapestry
by revengeguy
$23 $30
Description: Off to Stir The Pot accompanies a witch with black cats, a crescent moon, and autumn stars.
Off to Stir The Pot Witch Black Cat Halloween Spooky Tapestry
by larryn gitis
$23 $30
Description: Vintage botanical engraving of poisonous plants, mushrooms, and a skull with the phrase "All Plants Are Edible, Some Only Once." A dark cottagecore design blending pretty botanical illustration with morbid humor, for plant lovers, gardeners, and witchy-aesthetic fans.
All Plants Are Edible Some Only Once Poisonous Plants Skull Tapestry
by NovasArtCo
$23 $30
Description: A bold horror-lettering design featuring the "I'm With The Witch - Send Help" quote in dripping green slime text, with a moon-and-star witch hat, a spiderweb, and a distressed hand reaching upward. A fun gift for anyone who feels a little in over their head this Halloween. Perfect for couples costumes, trick-or-treat nights, and spooky season parties.
I'm With The Witch - Send Help - Funny Halloween Quote Design Tapestry
by SmashYou Warllow
$23 $30
Description: A funny Halloween witch design featuring the quote “I Love His Broomstick” with spooky gothic moon art, witchy vibes, and playful humor for spooky season lovers.
I Love His Broomstick-Funny Halloween Witch Gift-Gothic Witchy Moon Art Graphic-Spooky Season Lover Tapestry
by tita bones studio
$23 $30
Description: This spooky-cute skeleton cat design features an adorable black cat with sugar skull markings, exposed ribcage bones, and vibrant autumn florals surrounded by golden stars — the perfect creepy kawaii aesthetic for Halloween lovers and cat enthusiasts alike. Bold vintage lettering reading 'Creepin It Mysterious' gives this eerie feline illustration a fun, witty edge that cat moms and spooky season fans will absolutely adore. Makes a fantastic Halloween gift, birthday present for cat lovers, or a festive fall treat for anyone who embraces the dark and whimsical side of life.
Description: A spooky yet charming black cat peeks out of a glowing jack-o-lantern pumpkin adorned with a decorative bow and surrounded by autumn floral botanicals, with the witty phrase 'Is The Dead Yet?' arched above in vintage lettering. This dark cottagecore Halloween illustration blends eerie humor with folk art warmth, perfect for cat lovers, witches, and anyone who lives for spooky season. Makes a fantastic gift for Halloween birthdays, October celebrations, and fans of gothic botanical art.
Description: A charming cartoon witch rides her broomstick under a golden crescent moon, holding a coffee with her loyal black cat by her side — the perfect blend of spooky and cozy magic. Bold orange lettering reads 'Caffeinated by Spells,' capturing the spirit of every coffee-loving sorceress and witchy woman who runs on caffeine and magic. Makes an ideal Halloween gift, birthday present, or autumn treat for fans of witchcraft aesthetics, cat lovers, and spooky season enthusiasts.
Description: A witch cat stirs a bubbling cauldron beneath I Don't Cook But I Love To Stir The Pot, surrounded by pumpkins and bats.
Halloween I Don’t Cook But I Love To Stir The Pot Funny Witch Cat Tapestry
by larryn gitis
$23 $30
Description: A hauntingly adorable cat skull surrounded by vibrant orange and purple blooms brings this spooky floral design to life with the bold phrase 'Creepin' It Mysterious.' Perfect for Halloween lovers, witchy aesthetics, and gothic cat enthusiasts who want a creepy yet cute statement piece. Makes a fantastic gift for trick-or-treat season, Halloween birthdays, or anyone obsessed with dark floral and macabre style.
Description: Just A Witch Who Loves To Bake celebrates the perfect combination of Halloween magic and a passion for baking. This charming witch-themed kitchen saying is ideal for anyone who enjoys preparing cookies, cakes, and homemade treats with a spooky seasonal twist. A fun and lighthearted expression of baker pride with a little Halloween personality.
Just A Witch Who Loves To Bake Halloween Baker Humor Tapestry
by ArtDesignTp
$23 $30
Description: Simple tarot card inspired line drawing with a moon, stars, and a D20. And a sprinkle of a meme.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me | Tarot Card D&D RPG Tapestry
by AmandaPandaBrand
$23 $30
Description: Having A Mental Bake Down adds a funny baking twist to Halloween witch humor. This playful kitchen saying is ideal for bakers who know the chaos of mixing dough, watching the oven, and handling a baking disaster with a little witchy attitude. A humorous concept combining Halloween fun, baking passion, and relatable kitchen mishaps.
Having A Mental Bake Down Funny Witch Baker Halloween Tapestry
by ArtDesignTp
$23 $30
Description: Having A Mental Bake Down is a hilarious kitchen pun for bakers who know that even the best baking plans can become a little chaotic. With a funny witch-inspired twist, this concept combines spooky baking humor with the everyday challenges of working with dough and recipes. A playful Halloween saying for baking enthusiasts with a mischievous sense of humor.
Description: A playful retro Halloween design featuring the phrase “A Girl Gotta Have Options” with spooky witchy elements and a fun vintage-inspired aesthetic. Perfect for anyone who loves Halloween, witches, and spooky season vibes.
A Girl Gotta Have Options-Funny Witch Halloween Gift-Retro Spooky Season Graphic-Feeling Witchy Tapestry
by tita bones studio
$23 $30
Description: Witch Better Have My Cookies brings playful witch humor into the kitchen with a funny baking-inspired saying. A charming concept for bakers who love cookies, witchy jokes, and a little magical attitude while mixing dough and preparing sweet treats. Perfect for anyone who enjoys combining baking passion with lighthearted witch humor.
Witch Better Have My Cookies Funny Baking Witch Humor Tapestry
by ArtDesignTp
$23 $30
Description: Retro 90s witchy design with a playful “a girl’s gotta have options” attitude. Perfect for Halloween lovers, witches, and fans of nostalgic 90s spooky aesthetics.
Vintage 90s Retro Broomstick, A Girl's Gotta Have Options Tapestry
by Surreal Hopper
$23 $30
Description: A cute spooky black cat wearing a witch hat, paired with the playful phrase “Too Cool to Spook.” Perfect for Halloween and cat lovers.
Halloween Black Cat Witch Hat Design-Too Cool to Spook-Black Cat Lover Gift-Halloween Graphic Tapestry
by tita bones studio
$23 $30
Description: A spooky-cute orange tabby ghost playfully says “Boo-P” while giving a nose boop, perfect for Halloween and cat lovers.
Ghost Orange Tabby Cat Nose Boop Halloween-Funny Orange Cat Lover Gift-Spooky Kitty Graphic Tee Gift Idea Tapestry
by tita bones studio
$23 $30
Description: This Funny Halloween design for Witch fans features the text I Love His Broomstick. Perfect for spooky October celebrations and holiday parties.
I Love His Broomstick Funny Halloween Witch Spooky October Holiday Tapestry
by SunnyRibbits
$23 $30
Description: Don't mess with this witch! This Don't Make Me Get My Flying Monkeys design features a mysterious witch silhouette riding a broomstick with her flying cat, paired with bold green script lettering and a playful spooky attitude. Perfect for fans of witchy humor, Halloween aesthetics, magical mischief, and gothic-inspired designs. A fun choice for Halloween parties, spooky season outfits, witch lovers, cat lovers, and anyone who enjoys sarcastic sayings with a magical twist.
Don't Make Me Get My Flying Monkeys Funny Witch Halloween Tapestry
by GleiBremer
$23 $30