World Famous Jungle Cruise Tapestries

Your skipper can provide a variety of services during your tour of the jungle, but this one is perfect when everyone on your boat is getting that sinking feeling.

Hey, Skipper

What's out in the Jungle? How do you explain the Jungle Cruise? Well, this shirt sort of sums it up. (Not really, but it sort of gets around the general idea)

A dangerous place to be headed.

"If you are within the sound of my voice, you are listening to AWOL Airwaves on the DBC!". Inspired by the music loop in the Jungle Cruise queue at Magic Kingdom.

There are many Jungle Cruise boats that are named after rivers. These are the main 6 that Jungle Skippers think of, and I wanted to make a shirt that gave a little bit of love to the fantastic boats and their rivers.

Orange bird and a Tiki bird sharing a citrus swirl

Classic.

So, a few years ago, there was a Facebook thread among Jungle Cruise Skippers of multiple generations. The older Skippers were upset about the "feminization" of the Jungle. Skipper Richard Wallace has done some amazing art of female Skippers hanging out in the Jungle for one of our card games. I thought I'd give them some new life.

Tours departing daily!

the BACK SIDE OF WATER!

WDW50

Somehow it's been 10 years since we launched our podcast, and we've had people asking if we were going to create any shirts for it. (Answer: yes) So, here's one of two beauties celebrating that we've made it 10 years with 3.5 million downloads and a ton of episodes...

Keep your hands, arms, feet and legs inside the boat at all times.

Not only is Bertha the most famous elephant in the Indian Elephant Bathing Pool, she is also skilled in her after hours activities. After years of bringing the beats to the Jungle Pool Party, she is now doing sets at a local night club, Sam’s Place. She’s definitely the only DJ who ever scratches the vinyl with their nose.

Somehow it's been 10 years since we launched our podcast, and we've had people asking if we were going to create any shirts for it. (Answer: yes) So, here's one of two beauties celebrating that we've made it 10 years with 3.5 million downloads and a ton of episodes...

Enchanted Tiki Room

This is a reprint of a design we did for our 2016 Kickstarter campaign, and a few people have asked for it to be available again. Proudly proclaim that you are going to live life like it was a ride... a theme park ride... with fake animals. But one that you are going to conquer with style, panache, and a snappy hat. (As you may have noticed, much of our work revolves around Disneyland’s Jungle Cruise Skipper culture. We host a podcast devoted to the subject, and these items are independent homages to the Golden Era of Adventure that the stories from the ride take place in.)

Shere Khan

Featuring the three opening-day attractions: Tropical Serenade, The Jungle Cruise, and the Swiss Family Tree House.

Vintage "Kungaloosh" 1937 Shirt

Now, I don't know much about animals... Ok, I know nearly nothing about animals. But when I go to the zoo, there's one thing I do know. They call these ones, "Stripey Horseys"... (This shirt is in homage to the Jungle Cruise's very famous Stripey Horseys, who have been hanging out on the Veldt for a very long time... and yet few Skippers seem to be able to figure out what they really are...)

For theme park lovers.

Show some Dole Whip love.

Front side on water on the front of the shirt. Back side of water on the back.

Who can forget Jungle Wars, Episode 4 (A Gnu Hope) and the valiant exploits of scoundrel Hippo Solo? For so long there was a controversy, but no matter how much the films are digitally altered, we all know that the Hippo shot first. (And that's why so many people seem to shoot at hippos, particularly Skippers on Disney's Jungle Cruise ride)

The lighter side of cannibalism and coffee jokes at the Jungle Cruise

Who doesn't want to be reminded of the World Famous Jungle Cruise every time they sit down on their couch? These pillows can help make that a reality for you.

We all have Parents. Well, that is the assumption. I mean, otherwise, how does that work? Regardless of that, we know that the parents of Jungle Cruise Skippers are a special breed. They have to, well... put up with us. Put up with the jokes, the silliness, the horribly scheduled hours. But, still, at the end of the day, they are proud of us... Somewhat.

looking up

We "Heart" hippos. As Jungle Cruise Skippers, we work with Hippos on a daily basis, and what isn't to love about them? From the way they playfully blow bubbles and wiggle their ears, to the playful way they charge the boats, knocking them over and spilling the precious cargo and passengers to the depths of the river. Adorable! We even have to playfully shoot into the air to scare them away. So much fun!

Mike's vision of Adventureland

We wanted to show that Jungle Cruise Skippers have a heart. I, for example, have multiple ones, in jars... under my bed. But, enough about my weekend hobbies. We know that the heart of a Skipper beats with pure passion, amazing adventure, and silky sarcasm.