Yes But Why Tapestries

Description: This dark background features three lines of text in a light purple, retro-style font with a distressed texture. The top line reads "YES I'M QUIET". The second line says "BUT WHY ARE YOU". The bottom line asks "SO LOUD?". The layout is centered and stacked vertically.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "harmless drudge". "A writer of dictionaries; a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the signification of words." Thanks Samuel Johnson!