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The 80-Year-Old Virgin Tapestry

Forever Alone Tapestry

designed and sold by  joshthecartoonguy

Long ago in a distant land, a foolish 80-year-old virgin accidentally erased his main squeeze from the space-time continuum. Now the fool must seek a new girlfriend, and undo the future that is forever alone.

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Microfiber tapestry, complete with hemmed edges for secure hanging. Sublimated printing for all-over awesomeness in three sizes. Learn More

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