Task Merch

Description: Colorful Among Us crewmates depicted as a task-performing crew in fan art style.

Description: Yep, we're doing these now! Rep your favourite canadian podcast and carry our names wherever you go!

Description: A definition-style layout with the word "pro.gram.mer" in large orange font above. Below, it is defined as a "noun" with a phonetic pronunciation. The description continues, "A programmer is someone who spends 88 hours automate a five-minute task efficiency illusionist, time bender."

Description: A composition featuring large, bold, brown text reading "Appolagy" centered vertically. Above this, smaller white text states "I'm sorry, but I am unable to perform this task." Below the large text, a block of white text explains "The request mentirns a black background, howeer, the image clearly has a brown background. I am not able to follow contriiddatory instructions."

Description: It makes total sense.

Description: A black background with orange and white text. The top reads "pro.gram.mer" in large orange letters. Below it, in orange, is "noun. [nön-ëmen]". The rest of the text is in white and defines "pro.gram.mer" as "Someone who spends 8 hours a day trying to nake 5-minute task automatied." and references "efficiency illusionist, time bender".

Description: Captain Jackie looks less than happy to see his hot dog friend

Description: A stylized flat creation depicts a person wearing a blue hat, suit, and tie, holding a smartphone. A speech bubble above displays text stating "I AM UNABLE PERFORM THAT TASK, I'M STILL LEARNING CANNOT OF FUFILLIED." The background features abstract clouds, stacked books, and faint building silhouettes.

Description: Our designs are set up for classic car enthusiasts and is in no way affiliated any car company or car manufacturer. Any brand names on tags are used for descriptive purposes only.

Description: Chevrolet Cameo Carrier (1950s). Perfect for car enthusiasts, collectors, and fans of vintage Chevy Pickup history. Great for boys, girls, and adults who love retro cars and antique vehicle designs.

Description: On July 5, 1950, Task Force Smith, an American task force of 540 infantry supported by an artillery battery, was moved to Osan, south of Seoul, the capital of South Korea, and was ordered to fight as a rearguard to delay the advancing North Korean force. The task force lacked both anti-tank guns and effective infantry anti-tank weapons and had been equipped with obsolete 2.36-inch rocket launchers. A North Korean tank column equipped with ex-Soviet T-34/85 tanks overran the task force.

Description: The Division 2 Demolitionist specialization logo design, a great gift for any fan of The Division or shoot em up gamer.

Description: The design features three stylized computer keys labeled "Ctrl", "Alt", and "Del" arranged horizontally. Above the keys, the text "it's a" is centered. Below, "end task" is in white font, followed by "Kinda day" in orange. The background is black.

Description: Super Swag, that's way more than just Swag!

Description: A retro cartoon style graphic depicts a smiling nurse in uniform, wearing a cap adorned with a red cross. Around her are various medical items like a stethoscope, pills, a medical mask, a syringe, and a baby. The text "MASTER OF THE JUGGLE!" curves above, and "Efficiency, Skill, and a Smile for Every Task." is below.

Description: D-Class personal. Disposable.

Description: from season 21 prize task Household Personality: In Episode 8, he brought in an ordinary household object with maximum personality.

Description: A humorous, cartoon-style composition depicting a skeleton seated at a desk, facing a retro-style computer. To the left, an excessively tall stack of paper documents is visible. Above the skeleton, a thought bubble contains the words 'STILL WORKING' rendered in various bright colors and a playful font.

Description: Night Stalkers Death Waits in The Dark 1981 Vintage - (Fouman)

Description: A monochrome outline rendition of a person on a ladder, holding a roller and painting a large white brushstroke against a black backdrop. The figure wears a cap and appears to be in the middle of a task.

Description: A black background features white, sans-serif capital letters arranged in four lines. The text reads: "FIRST I DRINK", "THE COFFEE.", "THEN I DO THE", and "THINGS". The letters are evenly spaced and present a monochrome, typographic style.

Description: task force doomer Funny Gift for Mom

Description: Military Assistance Command, Vietnam – Studies and Observations Group (MACV-SOG) Logo

Description: Sorry Im Late Raccoon: A playful design featuring a mischievous raccoon. Expresses the relatable feeling of procrastination with humor. Great for casual wear!

Description: It makes total sense.

Description: Among Us crewmates gather for a ramen task, surrounded by delicious noodles and cooking gear. A fun, foodie design for gamers.

Description: Chevrolet Cameo Carrier (1950s). Perfect for car enthusiasts, collectors, and fans of vintage Chevy Pickup history. Great for boys, girls, and adults who love retro cars and antique vehicle designs.

Description: Chevrolet Cameo Carrier (1950s), perfect for classic car enthusiasts, collectors, and vintage lovers. Retro style, and timeless Chevy Pickup designs.

Description: Among Us crewmates cooking ramen in a fun, colorful fan art style.

Description: Belle Reve is a prison facility used to contain metahuman criminals. It was also used as a base of operations for Task Force X and the Suicide Squad. Located in Terrebonne Parish, Louisiana near St. Roch, Belle Reve has been the epicenter of several sinister attacks.

Description: Great for anyone who loves sarcastic humor and silly goose meme.

Description: A depiction of hands holding a smartphone displaying a message. The text on the phone screen reads: 'I'm unable to fulfill that request. The image you provided doesn't have a black background. Can I help with a different task'. The screen has a white background with black text.

Description: Avoiding Non Preferred Tasks Raccoon

Description: M9 Knife training is a great way to give someone a crash course into how to do body piercing. Just sayin'.

Description: This design expresses relatable procrastination humor for anyone who struggles with daily tasks. Featuring the phrase 'Sorry I'm Late, I Was Avoiding Non-Preferred Tasks', it's perfect for procrastinators, funny quote enthusiasts, and goose animal lovers.