Tech Problem Merch
Description: A bold white text design with the title 'COMPUTER ENGINEER:' and the word '(noun)' in parentheses below. It features a numbered list defining the role with witty descriptions and lists synonyms like 'Tech Mage' and 'Keyboard warrior'. The text is stark and informational against a black background.
Description: This clever design humorously illustrates the eternal struggle against a poor internet connection, depicting Wi-Fi signals as boxing gloves in a "WI-FIGHT". Perfect for anyone who's ever faced the ultimate frustration of a dropped signal or slow speeds, from remote workers to avid streamers, this tee captures the relatable tech woes with a playful spirit.
Description: A humorous depiction of an engineer working on a laptop, surrounded by elements representing 'PROBLEMS', 'SOLUTION', and 'SARCASM [BY-PRODUCT]'. An arrow system connects these elements to the central figure, with a steaming cup of coffee nearby. The overall style is flat and cartoonish.
Description: A centered design featuring the text "I DON'T FIX PRINTERS, I'M A PROGRAMMER" in bold white lettering against a black background. The text is surrounded by a dashed circular path connecting various tech-related icons in teal, including clouds, code brackets, a computer monitor, a chip, fingerprint, databases, gears, a magnifying glass, and smartphones.
Description: A monochrome flowchart depicting six stages of debugging. The stages are presented in rounded rectangular boxes with numbers and text. The text includes "6 STAGES OF DEBUGGING", "1 THAT CAN'T HAPPEN", "2 REANNACTEE", "3 NOW IN DEBUGGING", "4 HOW DIDT THAT EVER WORK?", "5 XXECTIDAS YOW", and "5 OR AND THAT". White arrows indicate the flow between stages.
Description: A humorous graphic with white text "HAVE YOU TRIED TURNING IT" at the top. Below are two toggles, a red 'OFF' switch on the left and a green 'ON' switch on the right. A curved arrow connects the two switches, symbolizing a process, with a large white question mark at the bottom center.
Description: A retro-themed graphic with bold segmented lettering. The top line reads 'SPECIALIST' in a reddish-brown hue. Below that is the word 'FOR' in white, flanked by horizontal stripes in dark red, orange, yellow, and dark brown. The bottom lines display 'LAYER 8 PROBLEMS' in a light cream color with segmented outlines.
Description: A flowchart diagram depicting inputs and outputs related to engineering. Two circles labeled "PROBLEM" and one circle labeled "COFFEE" feed into a central square labeled "ENGINEER". The "ENGINEER" square outputs to a rounded rectangle labeled "SOLUTION" and another labeled "SARCASTIC SYNTINTATING [BY-PRODUCT]". The background is black with gradient color accents.
Description: A black background displays white text reading "BASIC ELECTRICAL TROUBLESHOOTING". Below, three sections illustrate troubleshooting steps: a wall outlet with a plug, a circular graphic with a battery and arrows, and a warning triangle with an exclamation mark. Text details the steps: "1. Plugged ir & turned cn.", "2. See #1 agair, cycle power juc to be sure.", and "It's probab'! a softwarc oblcm.".
Description: A design featuring the text "ENGINEERING SOLVING PROBLEMS" in large yellow letters, followed by "SOLVING PROBLEMS" in white. Below this is a stylized depiction of a human brain formed by colorful circuitry lines in red, yellow, and teal. The bottom portion displays "YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD" in yellow and "IN WAYS YOU CAN'T UNDERREGMI" in white.
Description: A pixelated, retro computer screen style display with bright green text on a black background. The top line reads "REALLY, DNS?". Below this is a "face palm" emoticon "¯\_(ツ)_/¯". The bottom line states "AGAIN?". The overall aesthetic is reminiscent of early computer interfaces.
Description: A graphic featuring a cream-colored robot with a retro aesthetic, holding a grey wrench. The robot has circle eyes and a rectangular mouth. Rays emanate from behind the robot's head. The text "I'M HERE BECAUSE" is positioned above the robot, and "YOU BROKE SOMETHING" is below it.
Description: A humorous two-panel graphic in a line-art style on a black background. Each panel features a person sitting at a desk, looking stressed while interacting with a vintage computer. The top panel reads 'THE CODE DOESN'T WORK... WHY?' and the bottom panel reads 'THE CODE WORKS WHY?'.
Description: A white text graphic on a black background displays "BASIC ELECTRICAL TROUBLESHOOTING" at the top. Below are three icons: a wall outlet with a plug, a battery symbol within a circular arrow, and a triangular warning sign with an exclamation point. Text labels accompany each icon.
Description: A bold engineering-themed typography design with distressed stacked lettering and warm vintage colors. The artwork celebrates a husband and dad connected to engineering, STEM thinking, design, building, and problem solving, using a strong retro layout that emphasizes career pride and family identity.