Text Based Merch

Description: A stark black background displays bold white lettering. The text reads "I'M AN ENGINEER TO SAVE TIME, LET'S JASSUME THAT I'M NEVER WRONG." The typography is simple, sans-serif, and arranged in four lines, emphasizing the humorous assertion.

Description: A stark black background features white lettering arranged in multiple lines. The text reads, "I DON'T KNOW how to act MY AGE i've never been this old BEFORE." The lettering varies in style, with the first and last lines in a bold, blocky font and the middle lines in a script-like font.

Description: A bold, text-heavy composition on a black background. The top line reads 'D.A.V.E.' in distressed red capital letters with dots. Below, in large white capital letters, are the phrases 'WHO? DAVE?' and 'DAVES NOT HERE.' The overall style is stark and impactful.

Description: A black background with bold white sans-serif text. The text reads "I'M AN ENGINEER TO SAVE TIME LET'S JUST ASSUME I'M NEVER WRONG.". The lettering is stacked in four lines.

Description: A black background displays white, distressed text arranged in four lines. The first line reads "FOUR NAAN,", the second "JEREMY?", the third "FOUR?", and the fourth "THAT'S INSANE.". The text has a slightly uneven, speckled texture.

Description: A bold, text-centric composition on a black background. The text "I'M AN ENGINEER" is prominently displayed in large white sans-serif capital letters. Below this, in slightly smaller but still substantial white capital letters, it reads "TO SAVE TIME LET'S JUST ASSUME I'M NEVER WRONG."

Description: A monochrome textual composition on a black background. The text reads "I HAVE A NON-DISCLOSURE AGREEMENT (IT'S WITH MYSELF, ABOUT MY OPINIONS OF YOU)" in bold, white, uppercase lettering, arranged in multiple lines.

Description: Bold white sans-serif text is displayed against a black background. The text is arranged in five lines, forming a question: "I MAY BE", "FORGETFUL", "BUT... WHAT", "WAS I KING", and "ABOUT?". The overall presentation is stark and typographic.

Description: It's a funny design for people with backpain. You can give it to your Dad or your friends who have a hurting back.

Description: A bold, text-heavy composition in a distressed, off-white font against a black background. The text reads 'EXERCISING JUST ENOUGH TO F**K & FIGHT.'. The lettering has a speckled, aged appearance. The layout is a direct, impactful statement.

Description: A humor-focused composition with white text on a green background. The text reads "please IGNORE my gym face." in varying font sizes and weights, with 'IGNORE' being the largest and boldest.

Description: A black background with white text arranged in multiple lines. The top line reads "I'm A". The second line reads "CIVIL". The third line reads "ENGINEER". The fourth line reads "(unless You Make Me". The final line reads "Angry)". The text is all uppercase except for the first line and the text within parentheses.

Description: A bold, monochromatic statement in white text on a black background. The phrase is presented in three lines. The top line reads "SORRY I'M LATE.", the middle line states "I'LL MAKE UP FOR", and the bottom line completes the message with "BY LEAVING EARLY.". The text is large and evenly spaced.

Description: A vertical arrangement of text with different fonts and colors. The top line reads "LOVE" in large purple block letters. The second line reads "WORK" in smaller purple block letters. The third line reads "travel" in a cursive black font. The bottom line reads "REPEAT!" in large purple block letters. The background is a dark grey gradient.

Description: A black background with white, distressed text. The top line reads "MOIST" in a large, bold font with a speckled texture. Below it, in smaller, sans-serif font, are the phrases "BECAUSE AT LEAST ONE PERSON" and "YOU KNOW HATES THIS WORD". The text has a slightly faded, weathered appearance.

Description: A minimalist monochrome graphic featuring the text 'COFFEE FIRST THEN REALITY.' rendered in a bold, sans-serif typeface. The text is arranged in two segments, stacked upon each other. The background is black.

Description: The phrase "I'll Be Productive..." is displayed on the top line, followed by a thin white horizontal line. Below the line, the word "Eventually." is prominently displayed in large, white, sans-serif lettering. The composition is simple and text-centric on a black background.

Description: A dark background with bright blue, outlined text. The text reads "I'M HERE BECAUSE YOU BROKE SOMETHING" in stacked lines. The letters have a layered, slightly 3D effect due to the outline.

Description: Fangrrrl Text-Based Speech Bubble A rabid breed of human female who is obesessed with either a fictional character or an actor. Similar to the breed of fanboy. Fangirls congregate at anime conventions and livejournal. Have been known to glomp, grope, and tackle when encountering said obesessions.

Description: A text-based composition in white text on a black backdrop. The text reads: "I DON'T RISE & SHINE I caffeinate & HOPE FOR THE BEST." The text is arranged in stacked lines, with stylized accents and flourishes.

Description: A black background features white and gold text arranged in multiple lines. The top reads "AUDIO" with a pause symbol, followed by "ENGINEERS". Below is a golden waveform and abstract lines. The next lines are "WERE CREATED BECAUSE" and "MUSICIANS NEED" with musical notes. The bottom line states "HEROES TOO" in gold.

Description: My Wife Is My Favorite Problem reads across the front of this design. The artwork features text based graphic drawn in a vintage typography style with orange and yellow tones, leaning into marriage humor. Made for husbands and married couples, and a natural pick for anniversary and valentines day.

Description: A distressed text-based composition featuring the words "CASA GRANDE" arched across the top, "VS" in the center with double lines on either side, and "EVERYBODY" in a straight line at the bottom. All text uses a college-style font with a cracked texture.

Description: Express your dramatic or playful sigh in style with this minimalist "Le Sigh" text design. Perfect for sarcastic souls, introverts, and anyone who just can’t even! A great gift for humor lovers and fans of simple, trendy typography.

Description: A collection of capitalized white text with a distressed grunge texture against a black background. The text reads "I STEAL FREE WEIGHTS WHEN GYM STAFF AREN'T LOOKING" in five distinct lines. The font is bold and all upper case.

Description: Textrovert Text-Based Speech Bubble A person who is more eloquent, expressive, funnier, etc. via texting than in person. One who feels an increased sense of bravery over texting, as opposed to in person. One who will often only say what they really feel over text messages. Someone who prefers to communicate only through texting.

Description: This design features the words "HELLO FROM THE MAGIC TAVERN" stacked in four lines. The text is rendered in a decorative, serif font with thin outlines and is a golden yellow color against a black background. The letters have a slightly vintage, ornate appearance.

Description: A black and white text-based design. The top line reads 'PROFESSIONAL' in large white sans-serif font on a black background. The middle section has 'TRUCK DRIVER' in large white sans-serif font on a white background. The bottom line reads 'I'VE DROPPED MY LOAD EVERYWHERE' in large white sans-serif font on a black background.

Description: RTFM Text-Based Speech Bubble Literally "Read The F**king Manual"; a term showing the frustration of being bothered with questions so trivial that the asker could have quickly figured out the answer on their own with minimal effort, usually by reading readily-available documents. People who say "RTFM!" might be considered rude, but the true rude ones are the annoying people who take absolutely no self-responsibility and expect to have all the answers handed to them personally.

Description: A word cloud formation composed of various phrases related to the future. The central and largest text reads "The Future Is Ours. You Are The Future." surrounded by smaller phrases in different fonts and orientations, creating a dense cluster of words. The overall style is text-centric and motivational.

Description: A text-based visual features the phrase "HOLD ON LET ME" stacked on top, followed by a horizontal line. Below the line, the words "OVERTHINK THIS" are arranged in a stacked manner. The letters are bold and sans-serif, presented in a white font against a solid black background.

Description: Get your hands on this minimalist text-based faith tee to show you are Chosen, not Frozen.

Description: A monochrome text-based composition. The top line reads "I'm a chemical" in a cursive font. Below that, "Engineer" is presented in a bold, outlined font. The word "No" appears centered in a large, bold font. The next line states "I cannot stop" in a bold font, followed by "and chat" in a cursive font.

Description: A monochrome textual composition featuring the word "ENGINEER" in large bold lettering at the top, followed by three lines of smaller text. The text reads "I'M NOT ARGUING", "I'M JUST EXPLAINING", and "WHY I'M RIGHT". The letters have a distressed, speckled texture.

Description: A monochrome sentiment with bold, white sans-serif lettering on a black background. The words "I DON'T KNOW" appear at the top, followed by "I JUST" centered below. The largest text reads "WORK", with "HERE!" positioned beneath it, creating a impactful declaration.

Description: A monochromatic statement with bold white lettering on a black background. The upper section reads 'I'M NOT A COMPLETE' stacked above 'IDIOT'. Below this, a second line states 'SOME PIECES ARE MISSING'. The layout is clean and centered.