The Program Merch
Description: Capture the wonder of the stars with this retro-futurist Artemis 2026 poster. Inspired by mid-century sci-fi aesthetics and "World of Tomorrow" art, this design features bold typography and vibrant rainbow exhaust trails. A stylish, high-contrast tribute to humanity’s return to the lunar surface.
Description: Embark on an exciting space journey with the Artemis II Rocket, scheduled for a mission back to the moon in 2026. This cutting-edge space launch offers the opportunity to witness history in the making and experience the wonders of space exploration firsthand. Join the adventure and be a part of this monumental moment as humanity reaches towards new frontiers.
Description: A commemorative shield-style design celebrating the 2026 Artemis mission. This vintage-inspired mission patch features a classic rocket trajectory, halftone textures, and a nostalgic 1960s color palette. Perfect for collectors of space memorabilia and fans of next great era of exploration.
Description: "Every piece of you is self-sufficient, an animal unto itself. When a man bleeds, it's just tissue. But blood from one of you Things won't obey. It's a newly formed individual with a built-in desire to protect its own life. When attacked, your blood will try and survive — and crawl away from a hot needle, say."
Description: "Every piece of you is self-sufficient, an animal unto itself. When a man bleeds, it's just tissue. But blood from one of you Things won't obey. It's a newly formed individual with a built-in desire to protect its own life. When attacked, your blood will try and survive — and crawl away from a hot needle, say."
Description: Show that you're a proud supporter of the hard-hitting metaphysical journal: Scholarly Inquiry into Sciences, Theosophical Research, and Uncanny Mysteries aka SISTRUM. Featuring the ancient Egyptian women’s ritual instrument associated with the goddess Bastet, and the journal's logo. Discover more at cthulhumystery.com
Description: Show that you're a proud supporter of the hard-hitting metaphysical journal: Scholarly Inquiry into Sciences, Theosophical Research, and Uncanny Mysteries aka SISTRUM. Featuring the ancient Egyptian women’s ritual instrument associated with the goddess Bastet, and the journal's logo. Discover more at cthulhumystery.com
Description: At the desolate Outpost 31, we find ourselves heeding MacReady's sage advice: 'Why don't we just... wait here for a little while. See what happens.' Like the characters in the cult classic horror film 'The Thing,' this design immerses you in the eerie world of Antarctic isolation. It's a fictional badge paying homage to the brave Americans stationed at Outpost 31, who encountered the unknown terror. For fans of horror movies and admirers of John Carpenter's timeless classic 'The Thing,' this piece captures the chilling essence of the film, making it a must-have addition to your collection."
Description: A shirt for discerning investigators who don't have the sharpest nose for mystery, but certainly know how to catch the scent of stanky red herring.
Red Herring Coin - The Call of Cthulhu Mystery Program Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by The Nerdy Show Network
$24
Description: US Outpost 31 also known as “Station 4” is a research installation built by the United States of America located in Antarctica. During the winter of 1982, the outpost was infiltrated by an extraterrestrial being known as the Thing and led to the deaths of almost everyone there, the remaining survivors decided to destroy the entire outpost in hope of destroying the Thing.
