This Machine Merch
Description: Sewing isn't just a hobby. It's a survival skill for the apocalypse. It is also a great way to relieve your anxieties over the authoritarian takeover of this country.
This Sewing Machine Kills Fascists Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Slightly Unhinged
$28 $35
Description: This Design Features The Text Warning This Machine Does Not Know The Difference Between Metal And Flesh, Nor Does It Care. Ideal For Mechanics, Industrial Workers, Welders, And Tradesmen With A Sense Of Humor About Dangerous Work.
Warning This Machine Does Not Know The Difference Between Metal And Flesh, Nor Does It Care. Mechanic Industrial Worker Humor Bag
by JaskconLIfe23
$19 $24
Description: A playful typography design for anyone whose fabric collection keeps growing. Featuring the phrase "Yes I Really Do Need All This Fabric" it captures the humor, creativity, and passion shared by sewists, quilters, and textile artists. A relatable design celebrating fabric stashes, patchwork projects, dressmaking, and the endless inspiration found in every new piece of fabric.
Danger! This Machine Should Not Be Operated By Idiots Tapestry
by The Delicats
$23 $30
Description: Ideal for mechanics, engineers, machine operators, and handy people who appreciate safety and humor. This design features the witty message Caution This Machine Has No Brain Use Your Own.
Caution This Machine Has No Brain Use Your Own Mechanic Engineer Machine Operator Handyman Worker Socks
by JaskconLIfe23
$14 $20
Description: A monochrome retro-style composition featuring a detailed outline of a spaceship with visible paneling and engines. The spaceship is positioned centrally against a black background. Bold yellow text at the top reads "THIS MACHINE" and at the bottom reads "KILLS FASCISTS". A thin yellow border frames the entire composition.
This Machine Kills Fascists Spaceship Baseball T-Shirt
by JOKSNESTGAMESS1992
$19 $26
Warning This Machine Does Not Know The Difference Between Metal And Flesh Nor Does It Crewneck Sweatshirt
by FARMERSTYLESS
$28 $35
Description: A rectangular warning sign with a black border. At the top, a red oval contains the word "WARNING" in white, sans-serif capital letters. Below the oval, white text in black capital letters reads: "THIS MACHINE DOES NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN METAL AND FLESH, NOR DOES IT CARE."
WARNING THIS MACHINE DOES NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN METAL AND FLESH, NOR DOES IT CARE. Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by FARMERSTYLESS
$16 $24
Description: Warning: This Machine Does Not Know The Difference between Flesh And Metal Nor Does It Care
Warning: This Machine Does Not Know The Difference between Flesh And Metal Nor Does It Care Kids Hoodie
by Kelvinmunene13 Designs
$26 $36
Description: A stark black and white sign with a red oval warning symbol at the top. Inside the oval, the word "WARNING" is written in bold white capital letters. Below the warning, a block of text in black capital letters reads: "THIS MACHINE DOES NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN METAL AND FLESH, NOR DOES IT CARE."
WARNING This Machine Does Not Know The Difference Between Metal and Flesh, Nor Does It Care. Tapestry
by Virtual Brush Illustration
$23 $30
Description: Sticker Warning This Machine Does Not Know The Difference Between Metal And Flesh Vintage Grunge New Design.
Oddly Specific Warning This Machine Does Not Know Vintage Cool Mug
by Mazka
$13 $18
Description: A rectangular sign with rounded corners featuring a red oval shape at the top with the word "WARNING" in white capital letters. Below this, a white rectangular section contains black capital text stating "THIS MACHINE DOES NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN METAL AND FLESH, NOR DOES IT CARE."
Warning This Machine Does Not Know The Difference Between Metal And Flesh, Nor Does It Care. Kids Hoodie
by Airun Real
$26 $36
Description: A monochrome graphic featuring bold, distressed white text reading 'THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS' stacked in three lines above a detailed line-art outline of an acoustic guitar. A vintage-style microphone is centered vertically above the text. The entire design is set against a solid black background.
This Machine Kills Fascists Guitar Microphone Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Ruanara Studio
$16 $24
Description: This machine kills fascists. אָט די מאַשין הרגעט פֿאַשיסטן. Ot di mashin harget fashistn.
This Machine Kills Fascists (Yiddish, Vaybertaytsh) Tank Top
by Rifkele D. Leybikhe
$16 $21
Description: This machine kills fascists. אָט די מאַשין הרגעט פֿאַשיסטן. Ot di mashin harget fashistn.
This Machine Kills Fascists (Yiddish, White Text) Kids Hoodie
by Rifkele D. Leybikhe
$26 $36
Caution: This Machine Has No Brain Use Your Own Posters and Art
by Kelvinmunene13 Designs
$10 $14
