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Choose Lard - White on dark version Pillow

Lard Pillow

designed and sold by  Dazed Pig

Choose Life and Frankie Says, here's another 1980s throwback design parody. "Choose lard". Back in the day all fried breakfasts were swimming in this stuff.

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In addition to lard designs, you can explore the marketplace for ketogenic, keto diet, and ketosis designs sold by independent artists.
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