All The Plants Pillows
Description: Vintage horticultural poster design with header "A SMALL GUIDE TO BEAUTIFUL PLANTS SOME WITH A DARKER SIDE" featuring six ornamental toxic plants - Digitalis purpurea Foxglove, Lilium candidum Madonna Lily, Nerium oleander Oleander, Datura stramonium Jimsonweed, Paeonia officinalis Common Peony, and Convallaria majalis Lily of the Valley - in detailed colorful botanical illustrations. Bold center banner "ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE SOME ONLY ONCE" and footer "KNOW PLANTS. KNOW BETTER. OBSERVE LEARN RESPECT" on aged cream background with ornate green border. Perfect for dark humor plant lovers, gardeners, botanists, and vintage botanical art fans.
Description: Vintage herbarium plate illustration from 1894 featuring six toxic plants in detailed black engravings on aged parchment background - Foxglove Digitalis purpurea, Belladonna Atropa belladonna, Poison Hemlock Conium maculatum, Lily of the Valley Convallaria majalis, Oleander Nerium oleander, and Monkshood Aconitum napellus - with header "ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE SOME ONLY ONCE" and footer "HERBARIUM PLATE VOL III TOXIC FLORA ACADEMIC SPECIMEN ENGRAVED FROM NATURE 1894". Dark humor botanical design perfect for plant lovers, gardeners, botanists, and vintage science fans.
Description: Show your sense of humor with this nature graphic! Featuring a hand trowel digging into rich soil surrounded by green leaves and a white daisy, it highlights "Gardeners Know All The Dirt." Perfect for plant lovers, gardeners, botanists, and floral enthusiasts. Ideal for spring planting, Mother's Day, or garden club events.
Description: Vintage herbarium poster "FLORA SILVESTRIS EUROPAE HERBARIUM Tab. XXVII" featuring 7 detailed botanical illustrations on aged parchment - No.1 Digitalis purpurea Foxglove, No.2 Achillea millefolium Yarrow, No.3 Rubus fruticosus Blackberry, No.4 Convallaria majalis Lily of the Valley, No.5 Aquilegia vulgaris Columbine, No.6 Rosa canina Dog Rose, No.7 Sambucus nigra Elder - with measurements and ornate baroque borders. Bold center text "ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE SOME ONLY ONCE" and footer "NATURA DOCET - Not everything that grows is meant to keep you." Perfect for botanists, foragers, plant lovers, and dark humor vintage natural history fans.
Description: This goes out to all the partners, husbands, and wives out there whose significant other is super into poisonous plants & true crime! We see you and know that your partner would never murder you as they love you too much and they know they would be the #1 suspect if you ever disappeared. But their knowledge of poisonous plants is a little unnerving...
Shout Out to All the Plants Growing Through Concrete - Funny Motivational Pillow
by The Ring of Fire
$28
Description: Vintage mycology poster "A FIELD GUIDE TO MUSHROOMS Fungi of the Forest" featuring 7 detailed illustrations - Fig.1 Amanita muscaria Fly Agaric, Fig.2 Cantharellus cibarius Chanterelle, Fig.3 Boletus edulis Porcini, Fig.4 Coprinus comatus Shaggy Ink Cap, Fig.5 Morchella esculenta Morel, Fig.6 Pleurotus ostreatus Oyster Mushroom, Fig.7 Galerina marginata Deadly Galerina - with spore print diagrams on aged parchment. Bold center text "ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE SOME ONLY ONCE" and footer "FOR PEOPLE WHO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN EDIBLE AND DANGEROUS FUNGI." Perfect for mushroom hunters, mycologists, foragers, and dark humor fungi lovers who love vintage scientific illustration.
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