Captain Mal Pillows
Description: "Fruity Oaty Bars, make a man out of a mouse. Fruity Oaty Bars, make you bust out of your blouse." - Advertisement, shown in the Maidenhead bar. Fruity Oaty Bars were a manufactured foodstuff. The advertisement for Fruity Oaty Bars shown in the Maidenhead was just one of many carriers for a subliminal Alliance signal intended to seek out River Tam after her escape from their experiments. Due to the scarcity of fresh produce, it is unclear whether they were made from real fruit and oats, or merely made from artificial proteins and flavorings, as with most of the food.
Description: Fruity Oaty Bars make a man out of a mouse Fruity Oaty Bars make you bust out of your blouse Eat them all the time They will blow your mind "I feel so ashamed, I haven't eaten Fruity Oaty Bars" Fruity Oaty Bars Fruity Oaty Bars. Fruity Oaty Bar is a fictional product made by the Blue Sun Corporation and featured in the movie Serenity, which is a continuation of Joss Wheedon's Firefly TV show.
