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We all know that one guy... but then again, maybe it's you.

Bring Back Bulk Bulling In Medicare - Auspol / Aus Pol

Everyone loves a good mullet, especially job dodgers. The hairstyle of the gods, the mullet goes by many names - ape drape, neck warmer, mud flap - but whatever you call it, it's terrible. Business in the front and a party in the back, nothing says bogan pride like the mullet. So grab the Winnie Blues and a VB, find your best footy shorts and join the line at your local Link so you've got a dollar or six to pump into the pokies.

Affordable Homes For All Aussies - Auspol - Aus Pol

Show your bogan pride. Don't deny who you are. Take the attention away from your three teeth and glorious mullet with fantastic accompaniment to your flanno when you’re next at Centrelink

Show your bogan pride. Don't deny who you are. You love Winnie Blues, your Commodore's clapped out and this will be a fantastic accompaniment to your flanno when you’re next at Centrelink. This one’s written in my neatest handwriting

Don't deny who you are, show your bogan pride. You’re fancy and you know it. You told all your friends when you went to Bali last year where you bought that definitely real hand bag, watch and sunnies

Show your bogan pride and don't deny who you are. You stopped chewing on crayons and now you’ve got your pen license, you want everyone to know it. How good do pens smell. What a magical afternoon.

A shiver looking for a spine...

Woman who is done with your medicrity.