Centrifuge Pillows

Description: Keep your cardio up during those long hypersleep voyages to the outer planets. Join the Deep Space Running Club and master the artificial gravity track! A fantastic IYKYK design for sci-fi geeks and marathon runners alike

Description: Perfect casual wear gift for scientists, lab techs, students, and anyone who enjoys clever STEM jokes.

Description: It was a normal shift. There was a specimen. There was a centrifuge. There was a phone call. “Sorry, We Centrifuged the Patient.” is the definitive statement of clinical lab absurdism — the moment when the chaos of specimen processing exceeds any reasonable explanation and the only honest answer is the one that makes no sense and perfect sense simultaneously.

Description: This really isn't a good time...

Description: Bowman's capsule Nephron Kidney Glomerulus