Choked A Cougar Pillows
Description: Funny offensive outfit for men with the saying "Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar" is a hilarious novelty graphic design. This joke with an inappropriate touch of adult humor and a clever pun is perfect for birthdays, Christmas, and other occasions. It's a funny meme gift idea for a family member or best friend who appreciates a bold and shocking sense of humor. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!
Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar Funny Pillow
by Bluminous
$23 $28
Description: A hilarious adult humor graphic featuring a bold, double-entendre wildlife parody. Enclosed in a classic circular badge, the design shows a detailed line art illustration of a snarling mountain lion being gripped around the neck by a human hand. Arched across the top border is the phrase "NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION," while the base is anchored by the witty punchline, "BUT I'VE CHOKED A COUGAR." Rendered in a clean, monochromatic dark charcoal and off-white palette with sharp athletic block typography, this high-impact layout brings a funny, irreverent look to casual everyday t-shirts and novelty apparel.
Description: Never killed a mountain lion, but I've choked a cougar. An offensive quote that delivers a bold punchline through clever double meaning and edgy humor. This witty line leans into provocative wordplay and unapologetic attitude that pushes boundaries for a laugh. A funny gift idea for anyone who enjoys offensive humor and cheeky jokes, perfect for birthdays, holidays, or Christmas. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!
Funny Offensive Never Killed A Mountain Lion But Ive Choked A Cougar (Sunset) Pillow
by Lorethan T-Shirts
$28
Description: Funny offensive outfit for men with the saying "Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar" is a hilarious novelty graphic design. This joke with an inappropriate touch of adult humor and a clever pun is perfect for birthdays, Christmas, and other occasions. It's a funny meme gift idea for a family member or best friend who appreciates a bold and shocking sense of humor. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!
Description: Funny offensive outfit for men with the saying "Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar" is a hilarious novelty graphic design. This joke with an inappropriate touch of adult humor and a clever pun is perfect for birthdays, Christmas, and other occasions. It's a funny meme gift idea for a family member or best friend who appreciates a bold and shocking sense of humor. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!
Description: Get a laugh with this bold and hilarious "Never Killed a Mountain Lion But I’ve Choked a Cougar" T-shirt! Perfect for those who enjoy a bit of edgy humor, this design plays on words with a cheeky twist. Whether you're an outdoorsman, a hunting enthusiast, or just someone with a great sense of humor, this funny and slightly mischievous shirt is a great conversation starter. Makes a fun gift for friends who appreciate clever jokes and wild adventures!
Description: Get a laugh with this bold and hilarious "Never Killed a Mountain Lion But I’ve Choked a Cougar" T-shirt! Perfect for those who enjoy a bit of edgy humor, this design plays on words with a cheeky twist. Whether you're an outdoorsman, a hunting enthusiast, or just someone with a great sense of humor, this funny and slightly mischievous shirt is a great conversation starter. Makes a fun gift for friends who appreciate clever jokes and wild adventures!
Description: A striking portrait of a cougar's head fills the upper portion of the graphic against a black background. Below, bold white text reads "NEVER KILLED A" followed by "MOUNTA’L LION" in brown lettering. A final line of white text states "BUT I'VE CHOKED A" above "COUGAR" in large brown letters.
Description: A black background features white text arranged in three lines: "NEVER", "KILLED A", and "I'VE CHOKED A". Centered between the first two lines and the last line is a brown banner with black text that reads "MOUNTAIN LION". Below the banner, the word "BUT" appears in white with three horizontal lines on either side, and the word "COUGAR" in large brown letters is at the bottom. A realistic depiction of a cougar's head with yellow eyes is positioned above the banner.
Description: A bold, text-based graphic with three distinct lines of text. The top line reads "NEVER KILLED A" in yellow block letters. The middle line states "MOUNTAIN LION" in white block letters, followed by a stylized yellow "-But-" with a horizontal yellow line. The bottom two lines read "I'VE CHOKED A" in white block letters and "COUGAR" in distressed yellow block letters.
Description: A black background with white text organized into three lines. The top line reads "NEVER KILLED A" in bold block letters. The second line reads "MOUNTAIN LION" also in bold block letters. Between the second and third lines is the word "But" in a cursive white font, flanked by horizontal brown lines. The third line reads "I'VE CHOKED A" in bold block letters. The bottom line reads "COUGAR" in large, distressed brown block letters.
Description: A bold, distressed typographic statement on a black background. The text reads "NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION" in white, followed by "But" in a cursive, light cream color. Below this, "I'VE CHOKED A" is in a lighter orange hue, and the word "COUGAR" is prominently displayed in a large, distressed, darker orange with texture.
Description: A two-toned typography art features the phrases "Never Killed A Mountain Lion", "But I've", and "Choked A Cougar" stacked vertically. The words alternate between a pale yellow in the top and center and a golden orange at the center and bottom, against a black background. Horizontal lines are added to further emphasize the message.
Description: A text-based presentation with "NEVER KILLED A" in creamy beige, "MOUNTAIN LION" in orange, and "I'VE CHOKED A" in creamy beige. Centered between these lines is "But" in cursive script, flanked by two horizontal beige bars. The largest text reads "COUGAR" in orange. The text has a distressed speckled appearance.
Description: A landscape scene with two mountain lions resting in the foreground. Behind them are silhouettes of pine trees leading to snow-capped mountains under a large, pale sun. Text reads "NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION" and "BUT I'VE CHOKED A COUGAR".
Never Killed a Mountain Lion But I've Choked a Cougar Two Mountain Lions Landscape Pillow
by phsycstudiocoly
$28
Description: A bold, text-based proclamation with a distressed texture. The phrase "NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION" is in off-white, "MOUNTAIN LION" is in orange. "But" is in a stylized, flowing font in off-white. "I'VE CHOKED A" is in off-white, and "COUGAR" is in large, distressed orange letters.
Description: A text-based composition with the phrases "NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN" in large white letters with a yellow outline, followed by "But" in white script. Below this, "I'VE CHOKED A COUGAR" is written in distressed yellow and orange lettering. Yellow lines separate the text elements.
Description: A bold, distressed text graphic on a black background. The phrase 'NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION' is at the top in tan letters, followed by 'But' in a white script font centered between two horizontal lines. Below, 'I'VE CHOKED A' appears in white, blocky letters, and 'COUGAR' is at the bottom in large yellow letters.
NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION But I'VE CHOKED A COUGAR Retro Style Text Pillow
by STUDIO DESIGN JAMSON
$28
Description: A vintage-style graphic with a mountain lion perched on a rocky outcrop. Behind it, a sunset with layered orange and yellow arcs is visible. The text "NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION" curves above the animal, and "BUT I'VE CHOKED Cougar" is written below in bold white and cursive gold font.
Description: A retro-style text-based composition with bold, distressed lettering on a black background. The text reads 'NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION' in white and orange, 'But' in stylized white script, and 'I'VE CHOKED A COUGAR' in gold and orange. Horizontal lines separate sections of text.
Description: A humorous text-based composition with bold, distressed lettering. The top line reads "NEVER KILLED A" in a muted tan color. The second line states "MOUNTAIN LION" in a vibrant yellow. A stylized "But" in cursive white is centered, flanked by abstract white shapes. The final two lines read "I'VE CHOKED A" in muted tan and "COUGAR" in vibrant yellow.
Description: A humorous statement presented in three lines of distressed text on a black background. The top line reads 'NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION' in white. The middle line contains 'But' in a script font in cream. The bottom two lines read 'I'VE CHOKED A COUGAR' in a distressed orange font.
