Crisis Negotiator Pillows

You're highly trained, so why not wear this badge of honor right up front so everyone can see it? No negotiators were harmed in the making of this work.

I like to think that there are some movies and some movie scenes that every negotiator knows by heart, and this is definitely my all time favorite. If you haven't seen the negotiator scene from the movie Best in Show, open a new window right now and GOOGLE THAT SHIT. Seriously best scene of all time involving us negotiator types. Then come back and put this design on a shirt, because you know inside jokes are LIFE.

This smooth talker knows the right things to say to make things happen. Not exactly what you'd say? That's okay! Negotiation is an art not a science, and what works for this guy may not work for you.

Some giants of the crisis negotiation world are listed right here for the world to see. The black text is great on light colored shirts, we have a white text version perfect for darker colors. Check it out!

The work we do is really pretty helpful when you get right down to it. We're all about helping people find OPTIONS! We have options for you, too. Order this design on a shirt, hoodie, sticker, phone case, whatever you like pretty much. Options are nifty!

We're negotiators and there are other jobs that people might think are more glamorous, but when it comes right down to it, we need each other. Show a little camaraderie with your CERT counterparts by letting them know who has their back.

Any way you interpret it, it's what we do. Be proud.

Why be humble? Superheroes are for comics, you're a highly trained SUPER HERO and you know it. This shirt makes a great gift for the negotiation super hero in your life.

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This design is not politically, socially, or morally correct most likely, and if you wear it proudly someone might just say you’re a jerk. But this isn’t a real person, it’s a DRAWING. And if we can’t make things light every once in a while… well geez, hostage negotiation can be some pretty serious business. We think if you’re sense of humor is still intact, you’re doing pretty good. So order it on stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, phone cases, and more!

We're negotiators and there are other jobs that people might think are more glamorous, but when it comes right down to it, we need each other. Show a little camaraderie with your SERT counterparts by letting them know who has their back.

The Tactical Team likes to say all we do is talk, but if we're talking them into delivering pizza, who's got the better job?

If all people were exactly the same, then everyone could negotiate the same way every time and it would be like a mathematical equation. But that's not how negotiation works, and we're always trying new ways to work with different people. Show your dedication to the art of negotiation by putting this design on a shirt, hoodie, or mug!

Negotiations are a super power that not everyone possesses. Show the world that you're humble yet amazing with our Super Hero Negotiator design! Order it on stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, phone cases, and more!

This design is not politically, socially, or morally correct most likely, and if you wear it proudly someone might just say you’re a jerk. But this isn’t a real person, it’s a DRAWING. And if we can’t make things light every once in a while… well geez, hostage negotiation can be some pretty serious business. We think if you’re sense of humor is still intact, you’re doing pretty good. So order it on stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, phone cases, and more!

The giant names of negotiation, all in white letters for the dark background of your choice! Perfect as a gift or for yourself, available as t-shirts, hoodies, phone cases, stickers, and more!

A negotiation can happen a number of ways, but these are the most common. Which one is your favorite?

This design is not politically, socially, or morally correct most likely, and if you wear it proudly someone might just say you’re a jerk. But this isn’t a real person, it’s a DRAWING. And if we can’t make things light every once in a while… well geez, hostage negotiation can be some pretty serious business. We think if you’re sense of humor is still intact, you’re doing pretty good. So order it on stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, phone cases, and more!

Have you heard this one before? The tactical folks aren't the most creative when it comes to clever wordplay, but this particular one has grown on us. Beat them to the punchline by sporting their best line before they can even say it. We have this design with our Department of Negotiation logo (shown) or without (check out our storefront) so you can give this design as a gift to your favorite tactical team member to show them their words can't hurt you, because words are your weapon!

We're negotiators and there are other jobs that people might think are more glamorous, but when it comes right down to it, we need each other. Show a little camaraderie with your SWAT counterparts by letting them know who has their back.

We're negotiators and even though there are other jobs that people might think are more glamorous, when it comes right down to it, we need each other. Show a little camaraderie with your SERT counterparts by letting them know who has their back. We buy the time they need to do... more important things.

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Our logo, so you can proudly proclaim your status as a well trained negotiator while also saying all manner of naughty words, because our logo HAS NO DEPARTMENT AFFILIATION. Except with us. The Department of Negotiation. And we're the coolest team to be on!

Have you heard this one before? The tactical folks aren't the most creative when it comes to clever wordplay, but this particular one has grown on us. Beat them to the punchline by sporting their best line before they can even say it. OR give this design as a gift to your favorite tactical team member to show them their words can't hurt you, because words are your weapon!

We're negotiators and even though there are other jobs that people might think are more glamorous, when it comes right down to it, we need each other. Show a little camaraderie with your CERT counterparts by letting them know who has their back. We buy the time they need to do... more important things.

Why be humble when you can show everyone that you're truly the world's best? Put this design on any one of many amazing options, for yourself or for your favorite negotiator!

We're negotiators and even though there are other jobs that people might think are more glamorous, when it comes right down to it, we need each other. Show a little camaraderie with your SWAT counterparts by letting them know who has their back. We buy the time they need to do... more important things.

Negotiations are a super power that not everyone possesses. Show the world that you're humble yet amazing with our Super Hero Negotiator shirt! Order it on stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, phone cases, and more!

Sure, spraying for compliance is an option. But when you have more tools in your toolbox let them know you're not afraid to use that option that results in less paperwork. With this design, show the world that you got skills for days.

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