Crypto Cryptid Pillows

Description: For couples who notoriously don't show up on camera

Description: I'm often asked if the "crypto" in CryptoNaturalist has something to do with currency or technology. It doesn't.

Description: A design for the cryptid lover. Emphasis on LOVER.

Description: The Mongolian Death Worm is one of the more mysterious, yet popular Asian cryptids. Known as the Olgoi-Khorkoi in Mongolia, the name translates to “intestine-worm.” The creature got its name from its appearance and length. The creature is said to be red in color, and long, resembling a cow’s intesintine, hence its name. The creature is said to remain hidden under the sand for most of the year, except for June and July. It is truly a spectacle, when it does come out and feed. The creature is said to rise up from out of the ground, exposing itself completely. Its method of killing its prey varies, and all the methods are quite grisly and garish. Some stories say that it spits out a corrosive acid on its hapless victim, while others sa...

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Description: Do you like to travel, see new places and maybe even spend some time trying to find a creature that probably doesn’t exist? No, you’re right that sounds like too much work.

Description: Cryptid shirt design

Description: The ultimate cryptid has finally been caught on your lawn! This hilarious mythological tribute features the legendary sasquatch reimagined as a remarkably furry garden gnome.

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Description: cuz there ain't no partier like a Fresno Nightcrawler partier!

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Description: This vintage green Chupacabra drawing is a unique and spooky piece of art that captures the mystery and allure of the legendary cryptid. Perfect for fans of cryptozoology and creature design, this illustration is a must-have for anyone who loves the paranormal and supernatural.

Description: This summer Paranoia is going to mount its first Bigfoot Expedition at Camp PARANOIA. Be a part of it, and help support it, buy buying this awesome t-shirt!

Description: Yeah whatever Bigfoot!

Description: "The Only Crypto I Care About Is Cryptozoology!" Check out my shop for more.

Description: Unleash the legend within with our exclusive Bigfoot collection! This unique design captures the essence of the elusive creature, encouraging you to “Believe in yourself, even when no one else does.” Crafted with bold artwork, this isn’t just a statement piece—it’s a declaration of self-confidence.

Description: I Believe - Funny Bigfoot Sasquatch Lover