Dnd Player Pillows

When the bell has been rung, there's a song to be sung, and tale for all who choose to listen; when the party's attacked, and inspiration they lack, they'll know why you were brought on this mission.

It's not cool to be jealous of other adventurers...except the one with the pet owlbear. What was their name again? Who cares. The important thing is they had a PET OWLBEAR. Tell them to tell their feathered companion hi, because that's the only thing that matters.

In every adventurer's life, key moments will present themselves. And in every adventurer's life, the dice will betray you. And when that moment arrives, there's only one thing you can say.

Sometimes alignment just doesn't match the rolls...

A inside joke for a dnd campaign