Dont Touch Your Face Pillows
Description: Keep your distance in style. This "Don't Touch Me" design featuring a sassy cat is the ultimate uniform for introverts and people who value their personal space. A hilarious gift for those who are "I'm Not Antisocial," they just prefer no physical contact.
Don't Touch Me Sarcastic Antisocial Cat Introvert Pillow
by GiftedFaith
$23 $28
Description: Introducing the "I Don't Hate You I Just Want To Touch Your Face With A Shovel Really Hard" t-shirt, a funny and trendy tee.
I Don't Hate You I Just Want To Touch Your Face With A Shovel Really Hard Pillow
by Hungering Slash
$23 $28
Description: As a last-minute holiday office party design, white elephant gag design exchange, Father's or Mother's Day memento, graduation or appreciation day moment, or any time of year or season to celebrate someone special.
I Don't Hate You I Just Want To Touch Your Face With Shovel Pillow
by mardeliyyaxx
$23 $28
Do. Not. Touch. Your. Face. (No emphasis ver.) Pillow
by Ghostlyboo
$23 $28
Description: A retro-style text-based piece with a psychedelic font. The phrases "DON'T LET", "IDIOTS", "RUIN YOUR", and "YOUR DAY" are displayed. Between lines of text and around them are scattered stars and two smiley faces integrated into the text.
Don't Let Idiots Ruin Your Day Retro Smiley Stars Pillow
by christian king studio
$23 $28
hold me like one of your grudges (original vol. 1) Pillow
by SCL1CocoDesigns
$23 $28
Description: A stylized portrait of a person with black hair, wearing glasses and a yellow top against a black background. The person has a grumpy expression. Text on the upper part reads "I'M GONNA SAY IT. I DON'T CARE THAT YOU BROKE YOUR ELBOW".
I'm Gonna Say It I Don't Care That You Broke Your Elbow Face Pillow
by kiwico
$23 $28
Description: A Clear Message For Anti Social People And Introverts. This Design Features Not Friendly Please Do Not Touch, Perfect For Expressing Personal Space And A Keep Distance Warning.
Not Friendly Please Do Not Touch Anti Social Introvert Warning Personal Space Pillow
by JaskconLIfe23
$23 $28
Description: This grumpy mushroom character brings a loud, funny warning with an angry expression and bold red lettering. The grumpy mood is clear through its sharp eyes, open shouting mouth, and intense cartoon energy. A brown spotted cap sits above a fluffy cream-colored body with spiky edges, giving the character a wild fantasy look. The design feels playful, dramatic, and perfect for anyone who likes expressive fungi with attitude. Great for stickers, laptop decals, casual outfits, or fun Print-on-Demand gifts.