Drug Test Pillows

Description: A straightforward graphic in a bold, sans-serif typeface features the phrase "SORRY BOSS" at the top, followed by "YOU CAN EITHER EXPECT ME TO WORK WELL WITH OTHERS OR PASS THE DRUG TEST. I CAN'T DO BOTH." The text is stacked and centered. The color scheme is a simple contrast of white text on a black background.

Description: I Scored HIGH On My Drug Test

Description: Keep it real at the office with this hilarious "Sorry Boss, You Can Either Expect Me to Work Well With Others or Pass the Drug Test—I Can’t Do Both" design. Perfect for edgy employees, sarcastic coworkers, and anyone barely surviving the 9 to 5 with humor and honesty.

Description: You Can Either Expect Me To Work Well With Others Or Pass A Drug Test I Can't Do Both

Description: You have to choose... work well with others, or pass that drug test. Pick one!