Evangelical Pillows
Description: Motivational t shirt for Christians in an emergency. Any emergency can be met with Bible scripture. Great gift for Christmas, Church goer, concert, Pastor, elder, worship leader, minister, youth leader, preacher, Mothers Day for Mom, Fathers Day for Dad, 4th of July, anniversary, graduation, or birthday. Perfect for religious men and women. God answers the Bible hotline! In case of Church, religious, or Bible emergency, call the Jesus number. Cute and funny way motivational shirt that directs men and women to Scripture. Scripture is open 24 hours, 7 days a week. Great gift for a Christian, believer, or anyone who needs encouragement in their faith.
Description: The Body of Christ, now with cheese dip! This design portrays communion wafers as if they were a snack food. It uses the format of an advertisement to poke fun at Christianity, Catholicism, and organized religion in general. It sure looks tasty when Jesus dips his wafer in some of that spicy, cheesy queso!
Description: When temptation hits, sometimes the snacks are worth the risk! Adam & Eve are back in the garden, choosing apples over rules, and now you can wear their cheeky misadventures. Perfect for fans of hilarious biblical jokes, foodie humor, or anyone with a love for “snack responsibly” energy.
Description: This design says "If Jesus actually returned, Republicans would deport him for being a socialist immigrant." Highlight the hypocrisy of contemporary Republican Evangelical Christianity and its rabid followers who seem entirely disconnected from the "love thy neighbor" and "help the poor" Jesus of the Bible with this design.
Description: Faith shouldn’t come with a receipt. Salvation is free. Tithe is a made-up finder’s fee. Tax the church. A clever, cutting design for those who’ve seen through pay-to-pray systems and guilt-based giving. Perfect for spiritual rebels, ex-Christians, and truth-seekers who know that love doesn’t need a collection plate. Wear it as protest, conversation starter, or badge of independence from institutional religion.
Description: No shame. No sin. No middleman between you and your worth. You are perfect. You always were. Religion is a scam that’s the good news gospel. Tax the church. A fearless declaration for those who’ve woken up to their own divinity and aren’t afraid to say it out loud. Ideal for deconstructing believers, free thinkers, and anyone done paying for salvation that was never for sale.
Description: A sarcastic definition of religion is shown on this design: the belief that an all-powerful invisible man who lives in the sky uses his powers to subtly manipulate the outcomes of football games while letting children die of cancer. If you are an atheist, agnostic, or nonbeliever who is critical of modern organized religion, this one is for you. Spice up your family's holiday gathering this year by giving this as a gift for your devoutly religious aunt!
Description: Forget guilt. Remember truth. You are perfect. You are the miracle. The rest is branding of an irrelevant business. Tax the church. A bold, thought-provoking design for free thinkers, ex-believers, and spiritual independents who know divinity was never meant to be franchised. Perfect for anyone reclaiming self-worth, autonomy, and humour after organized religion.
Description: The ultimate design for anyone who has successfully made it to the other side of religious deconstruction and is ready to laugh about the past. A hilarious, tongue-in-cheek statement piece perfect for recovering church kids, exvangelicals, or anyone who wants to issue a lighthearted, sweeping apology for all the intense theological phases and unsolicited advice they used to dish out!
Description: He is the Way, the Truth, and the Life — and He reigns above all. This stunning crown design is a bold declaration that Jesus is King over every area of your life. Inspired by John 14:6, this faith-filled shirt is perfect for everyday wear, church, or as a powerful Christian gift for the believer who lives with purpose and surrender.
Description: This design says "Keep Saturn in Saturnalia" next to an image of the famous painting "Saturn Devouring His Son" painted by Spanish artist Francisco Goya between 1819-1823. It's a parody of those "Keep Christ in Christmas" stickers you see on the cars of extreme right wing Evangelical Christians. Those folks probably aren't aware that Christmas has its origins in the ancient Roman festival of Saturnalia, and that THEY are the ones trying to change history! Whether you're an average secular human, a not-particularly-religious person, a nonbeliever, an atheist, a Pastafarian, or a modern day Saturn worshiper, you'll want get this design in time for the holiday season! Makes a great gift.
Description: A bold declaration of faith for every believer who knows that Jesus is Lord above all. This powerful design is a reminder that no matter what life brings, Jesus reigns as King and God over everything. Perfect for everyday wear, church, or as a meaningful gift for the Christian in your life.
Description: A bold and modern artistic Christian t-shirt showcasing the name "JESUS" rendered in textured, colorful oil paint brushstrokes in vibrant pink, teal, yellow, and orange tones. Subtle cursive script below completes the phrase "Loves You."
Jesus Loves You Colorful Oil Paint Brushstroke Streetwear T-Shirt Pillow
by Clever Quote Club
$23 $28
Description: Yeshua — the name above all names. He was the same yesterday, He is the same today, and He will be the same forever. This powerful design is a bold declaration of faith for every believer who stands on the unchanging truth of God's Word. Perfect for church, everyday wear, or as a meaningful Christian gift.
Description: "Satan's Greatest Weapon is Man's Ignorance of God's Word" — A.W. Tozer's piercing reminder that spiritual strength starts with knowing Scripture. This bold, distressed typography design is built for believers who take their faith seriously and want a daily reminder to stay rooted in God's Word. Great for Bible study, church, youth group, or as a gift for any Christian who loves a strong faith-based statement piece. Available on apparel, mugs, stickers, and more.
Satan's Greatest Weapon Is Man's Ignorance Of God's Word - AW Tozer Christian Quote Pillow
by Designing Mench
$23 $28
Description: Lion of the Tribe of Judah (Dont be Afraid) is the perfect gift for anybody and this cool Christian t-shirt makes a great gift for your friends and family in the faith. The cool design with white distressed text is the perfect evangelical conversation starter to crack open that Bible and talk about Jesus. Its a great Christ centered gift given for birthdays, holidays, church days or any day.
Description: A timeless declaration of faith based on John 14:6. Jesus is not just a path — He is THE way, THE truth, and THE life. This bold design is for every believer who stands firm on the Word of God. Perfect for church, everyday wear, or as a powerful Christian gift for men and women.
Description: The Armor of God is the perfect gift for anybody fighting spiritual warefare! This cool graphic Christian t-shirt makes a great gift for your friends and family in the faith. The cool distressed design is the perfect evangelical conversation starter to crack open that Bible and talk about Jesus. Its a great Christ centered gift given for birthdays, holidays, church days or any day.
Description: This design says "None of the above." Works for those who mark the "none of the above" box when asked about religion, and also nonbinary folks who don't identify with traditional gender roles. Whether you're nonreligious, secular, atheist, agnostic, LGBTQ, or just a non-conformist in general, this one is for you.
