Ex Mormon Pillows
All Wives Matter Brigham Young - Ex-Mormon // LDS Defector Pillow
by DarkLordPug
$23 $28
Ex Mormon Anti Religion Drinking Team Pillow
by ShinTzu Pallete
$23 $28
Description: This is perfect for anyone going through religious deconstruction with a sense of humour. “If Jesus is real, so is my emotional support unicorn” turns magical thinking on its head with just the right amount of sparkle and sarcasm. Ideal for former church kids, recovering evangelicals, and anyone who grew up being told their imaginary friend was named Jesus. ✨ Great for exvangelicals, deconstructors, and queer folks reclaiming their own minds one unicorn at a time. 👉 Be sure to check out the rest my clever designs.
If Jesus Is Real, So Is My Emotional Support Unicorn – Funny Exvangelical Deconstruction Pillow
by rayraynoire
$23 $28
Description: If you know, you know. We're all sorry for what we said when we were Mormon. This black text looks better on lighter color shirts and such.
I'm Sorry for What I Said When I Was Mormon (black text) Pillow
by BLAHS
$23 $28
Description: Faith shouldn’t come with a receipt. Salvation is free. Tithe is a made-up finder’s fee. Tax the church. A clever, cutting design for those who’ve seen through pay-to-pray systems and guilt-based giving. Perfect for spiritual rebels, ex-Christians, and truth-seekers who know that love doesn’t need a collection plate. Wear it as protest, conversation starter, or badge of independence from institutional religion.
Salvation Is Free – Tithe Is a Finder’s Fee Tax the Church Satire Pillow
by rayraynoire
$23 $28
Description: Forget guilt. Remember truth. You are perfect. You are the miracle. The rest is branding of an irrelevant business. Tax the church. A bold, thought-provoking design for free thinkers, ex-believers, and spiritual independents who know divinity was never meant to be franchised. Perfect for anyone reclaiming self-worth, autonomy, and humour after organized religion.
You Are the Miracle – You Are Perfect Tax the Church Statement Pillow
by rayraynoire
$23 $28
Description: No shame. No sin. No middleman between you and your worth. You are perfect. You always were. Religion is a scam that’s the good news gospel. Tax the church. A fearless declaration for those who’ve woken up to their own divinity and aren’t afraid to say it out loud. Ideal for deconstructing believers, free thinkers, and anyone done paying for salvation that was never for sale.
You Are Perfect – Religion Is a Scam Good News Gospel Pillow
by rayraynoire
$23 $28
Description: Express your witty take on historical and religious themes with our All Wives Matter Joseph Smith Polygamy Ex-Mormon LDS Meme! Perfect for ex-Mormons, history buffs, and those who appreciate a good laugh, this design humorously highlights the polygamous past of Joseph Smith. Wear it to spark conversations, make a statement, or just to enjoy a clever joke. Ideal for casual outings, gatherings, and meme lovers, this piece adds a fun twist to your wardrobe with a nod to LDS history.
All Wives Matter Joseph Smith Polygamy Ex-Mormon LDS Meme Pillow
by mosakili
$23 $28
Description: If you know, you know. We're all sorry for what we said when we were Mormon. This white text looks better on darker color shirts and such.
I'm Sorry For What I Said When I Was Mormon (White Text) Pillow
by BLAHS
$23 $28
Description: Embrace humor and self-discovery with this tee featuring 'I'M SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID WHEN I WAS MORMON.' A lighthearted nod to personal growth and change.
I'M SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID WHEN I WAS MORMON Pillow
by Olkadesign
$23 $28
Apostate Keep Calm and Read the CES Letter Exmo Pillow
by U4 Studios
$23 $28