Existential Pillows

Description: Existential Pain / Retro 80s Style Cartoon Nihilism Design

Description: For the optimistic nihilists in your life! Now with color variants!

Description: “I Am an Adult Against My Will” captures the dark humor of modern life through a nihilist and antinatalist lens. This sarcastic quote reflects adulting struggles, existential frustration, and the feeling of being forced into responsibility without choice. A perfect expression of dry humor, self-awareness, and the absurdity of everyday life, resonating with people who relate to burnout, responsibility, and ironic humor rooted in real experiences.

Description: Life Sucks - 80s Style Nihilist Meme

Description: Veering Slowly, Losing Identity. - Funny Satirical phrase

Description: Happiness?

Description: A whimsical yet relatable design featuring a smiling green frog facing a background of madness with calm silliness. Featuring both English and Japanese text, this absurdist aesthetic piece is perfect for fans of existential humor, surreal art, and frogs with attitude.

Description: The Madman image used for a "Blurb" promotional poster as well as the cover to the "Existential Exits" collection

Description: A playful nod to the infinite regress problem and the classic cosmological joke. Perfect for philosophy nerds, science geeks, and anyone who appreciates the absurdity of asking 'but what holds that up?'

Description: The Math Ain't Mathing

Description: Jordan Peterson 12 Rules For Life

Description: Hot Pizza

Description: I Still Believe and on the 8th day, Jesus with alien came down to feed all of the dinosaurs.

Description: Disco Elysium design with After All This You're Still Here text and a retro gaming mood.

Description: Let people know that you were an essential servant at the end of days! I'm sure they'll treat you better knowing you were out in harms way while they were complaining about staying at home and spending time with their families! Also available in black text.

Description: Look harder. See the signs.

Description: Hang in there it gets worse is ideal for lovers of existential dread, nihilism and for negative people who only have negative vibes, for sad boys and girls. ideal for lovers of goth, sarcasm and retro cartoon style, cute grim reaper and dark humor lovers

Description: The Metamorphosis version 2, Franz Kafka

Description: Just give up! Everyone's doing it anyway!

Description: Sisyphos // Mythology Aesthetic

Description: Jean de La Fontaine: Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.

Description: Jean de La Fontaine: A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it.

Description: Zao metalcore hope you like

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I exist without my consent". Someone should have damn well asked first.

Description: For when you REALLY love nothing.

Description: Kierkegaard. Camus. Nietzsche. Kafka. de Beauvoir. Sartre. Heidegger. Dostoyevsky.

Description: Jean de La Fontaine: Apprenez que tout flatteur Vit aux dépens de celui qui l’écoute

Description: A relatable and sarcastic design for the former overachievers and burnt-out gifted kids. Perfect for anyone who loves self-deprecating humor and minimalist aesthetic with a vintage grunge twist.

Description: My painting of "The Coming Wave" (Artificial Intelligence)

Description: A nightmare is a dream…technically…

Description: Kierkegaard. Camus. Nietzsche. Kafka. de Beauvoir. Sartre. Heidegger. Dostoyevsky.

Description: A reminder that every shape is temporary. Things appear, take form, change, and eventually disappear, leaving behind nothing permanent to hold onto.

Description: It's despair time. If you love the rad 1990s - an era of sitcoms, malls, greek busts, palm trees, and all sorts of vaporwave aesthetics - then let the world know with this awesome 90s shirt!

Description: Sartre portrait and quote: Quand les riches se font la guerre, ce sont les pauvres qui meurent.

Description: Is a slice of bread one or many? This dilemma places breads of all kinds into a state of existential dread otherwise known as existential bread. Although this may just seem like a simple bread pun, it is actually a philosophical nightmare.