Faber University Pillows
Description: A split composition featuring a yellow script text 'Faber' above a red curved shape and 'COLLEGE 1963' in yellow block letters on the left. The right side contains a red and gold outlined oval emblem with Greek letters 'ΔΦΑ' at the top, followed by 'FABER COLLEGE CHAPTER' in white and yellow, '1963' in red, and 'DELTA HOUSE' in yellow.
Description: Seven years of college — down the drain. Or was it? Bluto Blutarski, the man who single-handedly lowered Faber College's academic standards, somehow ended up a United States Senator. So maybe there's hope for all of us. Celebrate the Class of 2026 with this original hand-drawn caricature of the most legendary underachiever in college film history, illustrated by Gene (Gwiz) Williams. Whether you're the Bluto of your friend group or you just survived four years with your GPA and dignity mostly intact — this is the graduation shirt that actually tells the truth. The perfect gift for the college senior who lived their best Faber College life and has absolutely zero regrets. Toga not included.
