Fake Business Pillows

Description: Cap'n Clark's Ottoman Empire Funny Fake Business Historical Pun

Description: Your dentist's name is Crentist?

Description: Do you want to start a fake business?

Description: Your dentist's name is Crentist?

Description: The Official Merchandise of the Our Fake History podcast!

Description: Our world famous chicken wings compliment our wide menu of culinary delights! "These are the best chicken wings I've ever had" Tommy Boy Callahan, Callahan Auto Parts

Description: Crentist-Family-Dentistry - The-Office T-Shirt

Description: Crentist Family Dentistry - The Office T-Shirt

Description: No time for fake friends. Do business with important things and real friends. Time is precious and good friends are forever. Motivation and inspiration should stay positive.

Description: The Luxury Lifestyle Rental Association (L.L.R.A.) is a tongue-in-cheek society for those who enjoy the finer things in life without the burden of ownership, represented by a relaxed otter proudly displaying a “Temporary Access” key. Blending vintage luxury branding with playful humor, the design celebrates the modern philosophy of renting experiences, living well, and collecting stories instead of possessions.

Description: When your bugs have wings and glowing red eyes. The Mothman Pest Control shirt spoofs a local exterminator logo with a hilarious cryptid twist. Perfect for fans of urban legends, horror humor, and vintage-style parody tees.

Description: A gritty, industrial work-shirt logo for a sketchy desert disposal service that uses the galaxy's slowest eater to get rid of evidence.

Description: A distressed patch design for an unlucky asteroid mining crew that frequently deals with giant, hungry rock-dwellers.

Description: This is where a description would go if I could come up with something interesting to day about this design! It's got a seahorse and rainbows. That's all I got.

Description: Need a place to lay low on the Oregon coast? The Lighthouse Lounge might only serve water, but the basement is full of surprises. A subtle, retro fake business design for lovers of classic 80s cinema hideouts.

Description: Welcome to Sunshine Solarium Studio, Sunshine’s least legally advisable destination for achieving that suspicious mid-winter glow. This is not a real business, which is fortunate, because operating it would require considerably more than a cheerful sun mascot, a locked door and insisting that customers know “the code word.” Our sunglass-wearing mascot isn’t telling you to be quiet because he’s mysterious. He’s telling you to be quiet because commercial solariums are banned in Australia. Perfect for anyone who appreciates fake local businesses, questionable business models and logos that look increasingly incriminating the longer you stare at them.

Description: Irvings Auto Square

Description: Life doesn't care about what's in your bank account. It wants you to grow, learn, connect, love, create and play.

Description: If you asked for Melbourne Aquarium and somehow ended up in Malvern, congratulations, you’ve found Melbourne’s other aquarium. This gloriously fictional suburban attraction offers shorter queues, smaller tanks and a marine collection that can be counted without taking your shoes off. Wear it for the cheerful goldfish mascot, the Melbourne suburb joke, or the quiet prestige of supporting an aquarium whose entire shark exhibit may be laminated. Cool fact: despite the old myth, goldfish can remember things for months, long enough to know this isn’t the aquarium you meant.

Description: Need a place to pump the iron during your stay in Lake Bruin? Look no further! Crunch Cave offers a wide array of amenities for your workout needs. Warning: Don't Feed The Bears!

Description: Crentist the Dentist

Description: Theranos scandal design featuring Elizabeth Holmes - the infamous biotech startup story of fake blood testing technology and Silicon Valley fraud.

Description: Are you in biz for yourself? Then Misery Loves is the perfect company T shirt for you— right??

Description: Love the show Jury Duty? Check out the Cinnamon & Sparrow design based on the company in the show.

Description: Stock up on Nuka-Cola and Fancy Lads Snack Cakes! This 1950s atomic-era retro-futuristic grocery store logo is beautifully distressed for that perfect post-apocalyptic wasteland survivor aesthetic. A must-have for classic RPG gamers

Description: Adventure is out there! Book your flight to the breathtaking Paradise Falls with this vintage travel badge design. A beautiful, subtle tribute for fans of wilderness explorers, tall tales, and floating houses.

Description: This vintage workwear-style design features the legendary Pittsburgh Pipe Layin’ Co. — a totally real (not real) construction outfit known for layin’ it long and layin’ it strong. With a skyline backdrop, bridges, and heavy equipment, this shirt blends blue-collar pride with classic Pittsburgh humor.