Firmware Pillows

Description: Installing Patience Please Wait.

Description: "Original Firmware 1976" in retro striped numbers. A funny birthday design for anyone born in 1976.

Description: It's the perfect transsexual pride idea & present for Birthday, LGBT Pride Month, Equality Protest, Parade, Awareness, National Coming Out Day

Description: A worn-out steampunk robot with a sad face stares at a coworker holding a phone that asks, "Reboot?", with a broken heart and an unread email floating by. I'm waiting for the next firmware update. A funny design for socially awkward people and tech workers.

Description: Your antivirus hasn't even loaded yet. A grinning red bug holding a gold key sits on a motherboard above a power button that hasn't been pressed. Pwned Before Boot on top, The OS Never Saw It Coming below. A retro firmware hacker joke in cream, mustard, red and teal.

Description: An app pulled apart layer by layer: interface, logic, code, memory and circuit board, all lined up on dashed guides. A small cursor and highlighted logic blocks hint at an agent mapping how it all works. For anyone who opens things up to see how they tick.

Description: When in doubt, trust the process(er)