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Description: THE CHARACTERS Fatbeard The Legendary Captain of the infamous Fatbeard Pirates. Captain Fatbeard is no stranger to Christmas as its his excuse to binge on butter more furiously than he normally does. This Christmas he decided to play the role of Santa. Fatbeard's mother is a signature cook and sent Fatbeard enough butter to last him for years. Seeing all the good people of The Island without any butter at all he fashioned a sleigh and got his beloved Polly to pull and he made his rounds to all the houses throughout the Island. On the way he picked up a few stow aways... Vladimir Vladimir of Old Country Most Powerful Man in World, so strong is he that his very name will leave you feeling like you've been punched in the lungs....
