Funyuns Food Pillows
Description: Local sightings at Loch Raven Reservoir strangely detail a hunchbacked Caucasian male supposedly stalking hikers and visitors alike. This thing or "Flamin' Hot Funyun-Man" has been seen wearing a Flamin' Hot Funyuns (onion flavored rings) bag as trousers and a vestigial tail protruding from its rear end. If anyone has any information please contact us immediately and if the FLamin' Hot Funyun-Man is spotted DO NOT approach.
Description: Local sightings at Loch Raven Reservoir strangely detail a hunchbacked Caucasian male supposedly stalking hikers and visitors alike. This thing or "Funyun-Man" has been seen wearing a Funyuns (onion flavored rings) bag as trousers and a vestigial tail protruding from its rear end. If anyone has any information please contact us immediately and if the Funyun-Man is spotted DO NOT approach.
