Giant Primate City Train Pillows
Description: Shut down unwanted street solicitation before strangers even open their mouths with this minimalist block typography featuring a blunt three-point checklist. Ideal for surviving a crowded downtown city commute or a late-night gas station stop, this fiercely anti-social aesthetic saves your breath and protects your personal space. Add this brutally direct boundary apparel to your cart right now and walk through the city completely unbothered.
No Spare Change Extra Cigarette Anti Social Typography Pillow
by Mood n Mirth
$23 $28
Description: Who says you can't relax during the apocalypse? This hilarious comic-style illustration features two colossal ape monsters—one bright orange, one ice blue—casually chilling on a makeshift couch of urban rubble and crushed cars. The bright orange guy is even rocking a gold chain! They seem strangely content surveying the smoking, destroyed city skyline. The perfect design for fans of kaiju, monster movies, and dark humor. It's apocalypse chic.
New Neighborhood, Who Dis? - Giant Ape Monster Couch Potato Pillow
by Whimsy Trail Co
$23 $28
