Guillotine Pillows

@andremuller.art

Maximilien Robespierre in minimalist art portrait illustration. This is part of the portrait illustration series from my collections of Historical Figures - Minimalist Portrait.

Based on a P.G. Wodhouse quote, this is for the woman or man who is proud to have gray hair and wants everyone to know the alternative. Nice gift for the gray-haired woman or man with a sense of humor.

Pennybags - Monopoly

"Let them eat cake" she (never actually) said, and they responded by getting rid of her ability to do just that. Ever again.

a toast! to the rich! (eat the rich)

Born Maria Antonia Josepha Johanna, was the last Queen of France before the French Revolution.

“When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they'll eat the rich.” —Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Louis XIV: Ruling with an iron thumb scroll! Even the Sun King needs a break to check his royal notifications. Who needs Versailles when you've got a palace in your pocket?

A panel from my comic, Guillotine. Guillotine is a sci-fi police procedural parody, with murderous revolutionary cartoon animals.

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Japanese girl with wine

A panel from my comic, Guillotine. Guillotine is a sci-fi police procedural parody, with murderous revolutionary cartoon animals.

Did I say it right?

A panel from my comic, Guillotine. Guillotine is a sci-fi police procedural parody, with murderous revolutionary cartoon animals.

A panel from my comic, Guillotine. Guillotine is a sci-fi police procedural parody, with murderous revolutionary cartoon animals.

"Don't let the revolution get to your head."

Hey, heads up. Here are some perfect gifts for Bald Guys. Buy a gift and pass this spurious info on to them. Quacks think balding can be slowed down with tonics, laser caps, and homemade remedies. Egyptians rubbed into their scalps a goopy mix of opium, horseradish, pigeon droppings, and hippopotamus fat. Julius Caesar covered his baldness with a laurel wreath. King Louis wore very tall scented wigs. The Greeks thought castration helped cure it. Yikes! Don’t try. Maybe use the royal executioner of France's method. He ended Marie Antoinette’s hair troubles forever with Dr. Joseph-Ignace Guillotin’s nifty invention. Chop. Thud. Find the amusing design on a variety of stuff here in my KetchumArt Store. Thanks.

Lincoln

ironic, but even artists have bills to pay

Linocut guillotine to showcase some very pretty feelings and hopes.

Opossum

A panel from my comic, Guillotine. Guillotine is a sci-fi police procedural parody, with murderous revolutionary cartoon animals.

A panel from my comic, Guillotine. Guillotine is a sci-fi police procedural parody, with murderous revolutionary cartoon animals.

A panel from my comic, Guillotine. Guillotine is a sci-fi police procedural parody, with murderous revolutionary cartoon animals.

Image: Two-tone line art guillotine. Text: Rest, eat, slay, repeat.

A panel from my comic, Guillotine. Guillotine is a sci-fi police procedural parody, with murderous revolutionary cartoon animals.

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Guilotine

"TAX THE RICH TO SAVE THEIR LIVES" with a drawing of a man on a guillotine.

The illest combination that you could ever possibly think of.

cette machine tue des fascistes

Chop From The Top

A panel from my comic Guillotine.

A panel from my comic, Guillotine. Guillotine is a sci-fi police procedural parody, with murderous revolutionary cartoon animals.

This Nemons Wednesday's Guillotines is the perfect creepy cute gift for any goth with a unique sense of humor and style. Featuring a hand drawn guillotine, coffin and webs in a vintage sign style it's sure to turn heads or lop them off! This spooky dark humour Addams Family inspired design is a great idea for Halloween or any other night

A deep longing.