History Podcast Pillows

The original Show Me Scares Logo

This design was inspired by Episode 44: Duck, Duck, Grace, where Lindsay and Madison discuss the merits of oysters to replace communion wafers.

Dirty Bits Podcast - Season 3 Episode 52 Charlemagne

Birds are friends, not fashion!

80 Days Logo Small

Juana of Castile was NOT la loca

A bit of Sandman dust courtesy of the DH butterfly to help you Sleep Tight. DH butterfly logo designed by longtime listener, Courtney Donkersteeg.

If your only exposure to history was through white washing revisionist text books, do yourself and everyone a favor by fact checking your childhood.

Historians with a microphone, this is for you - whether you're a podcaster or remote teaching or anything else!

An ancient history of a resilient people, long may the dragon roar.

Our member lounge, as envisioned by Beckett!

You do you - and be the diamond you are. It's what we call a "Ben-ism."

Snuggle up with the Lore Boys current logo!

A Beckettism that first was uttered in Elizabeth Taylor, Part Two. This design won't stay around long, so if you like it...you know what to do. RECOMMENDED: If you want a clearer image, get a light-colored shirt; if you want something vintagy, go for a dark one.

Sometimes, you just have to let the mind wander...

If someone discovered a Dark Histories rune, we imagine it may look something like this.

You know you want it

The classic DH butterfly logo. DH butterfly logo designed by longtime listener, Courtney Donkersteeg.

The quintessential tagline at the end of every Dark Histories episode.

It's what we call a "Ben-ism." Something innocuous that just sticks.

Homage to the Somerton Man Mystery, in a vintage tourist beach style.

A Victorian twist on the Dark Histories Logo, inspired by the Penny Newspapers of the day. Hand drawn by listener and artist Hannah Friederichs.

Out of this world! Get this space themed design to add to your wardrobe, featuring the Archaeology Podcast Network logo in pink but since we want to sound fancy, let's call it rose...

New Show Me Scares Logo Artwork By: Mary White @ Firebird Creative & Design

Madame de Montespan, French Royal Mistress, was a Libra

Classic Dark Histories Butterfly Logo, only on merch! Butterfly design by: Courtney Donkersteeg

Have you been to our website and admired the new banner, a vintage label-inspired work by designer Audrey Pelsor? Even if you answered, "You have a website?" this design may be a perfect way to show off your excellent taste in podcasts!

A modern reimagining for the Dark Histories Butterfly logo.

Are you joining us on our Field Trip to Austria either in person or vicariously? Then this is the shirt for you! Field Trip travelers will be getting swag with this design, but not clothing, so if you want to show off your excellent taste in apparel AND travel now (or get a pre-souvenir) this is your source.

The quintessential tagline at the end of each Dark Histories episode.

She's knocking down walls... are you?

Sometimes, you just have to.

Perfect for the mic-savvy historian in your life.

This is an early alternate logo design for the show. It's for the listener who's not afraid of color and was into the show before it was cool.