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The "Tis but a Scratch" T-shirt is a humorous homage to resilience and an irreverent nod to the classic comedy. Featuring a witty phrase inspired by the iconic scene from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail," this shirt playfully dismisses challenges with a touch of medieval humor. Crafted from comfortable fabric, it not only serves as a garment but also as a wearable punchline for those who appreciate the absurdity of life's obstacles. Whether worn casually or as a conversation starter, this T-shirt embodies a spirit of light-heartedness and tenacity, reminding us that sometimes, even in the face of adversity, it's best to keep a sense of humor and carry on.

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This but a scratch

TIS BUT A SCRATCH !

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Crafted from the softest cotton in the kingdom, this tee ensures comfort as you navigate your own absurd adventures. Whether you're jousting with co-workers or tilting at windmills, do it in style and comfort with the "'Tis But a Scratch" T-Shirt.

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"A scratch?! your arm's off!"

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Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse. King Arthur: You liar! Black Knight: Come on then, you pansy!

Just a flesh wound.

"'Tis But a Scratch" T-Shirt! Featuring the undeniably resilient Black Knight, this tee is not just fabric; it's a comedic battleground where humor triumphs over mere flesh wounds.

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"Tis but a scratch" is a wry and resilient expression, drawn from the humor of Monty Python. This phrase is used to downplay a setback or injury, suggesting a nonchalant attitude in the face of adversity. It's a whimsical way of saying, "It's not a big deal" or "I can overcome this minor obstacle." The light-hearted tone of the quote adds a touch of humor to challenges, making it a popular choice for those who prefer to approach difficulties with a grin and a positive outlook.

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