I Eat Math For Breakfast Pillows
Description: If you love colorful rainbows, fairy and fantasy creatures and animals you need to purchase this cool I Eat Glitter For Breakfast Magical Unicorn tee for a party and celebration or buy it for unicorn lover with a sense of humor. This cute funny shirt features cartoon magical unicorn and says I Eat Glitter For Breakfast.
Description: This is the perfect addition to the wardrobe of any fangirl who is heading to comic con and want to immediately shut down anyone who thinks it's their job to tell you how to get your geek on. If you have ever been interrupted in the middle of harmless fangirling by annoying "real fans" hellbent on sucking the fun out of everything, try this in-your-face statement shirt on for size!
Description: This jet lag design is made for every road warrior who's ever face-planted into their in-flight snack — because sleeping through time zones is basically a superpower. Featuring a richly illustrated retro travel-poster design straight out of the 1960s–70s airline golden age, this tee captures the glorious absurdity of frequent flying life. A suited business traveler slumped into his cereal bowl at 35,000 feet, a globe-and-wings coffee mug by his side, and the bold declaration — "I Eat Jet Lag for Breakfast" — rendered in vintage slab-serif and flowing script. It's dry, self-aware humor that every frequent flyer, airline employee, and travel obsessive will recognize on sight.
