I Hate Phone Calls Pillows
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Description: This is a direct, modern demand for anyone who views an unexpected incoming call as a high-stakes ambush. It establishes a firm communication rule, letting the world know that jumping straight into a voice conversation without a written warning is a major violation of your digital boundaries, and that a heads-up text is strictly required.
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Description: A vintage-style graphic features the text "I LOVE YOU ALL" in large blue capital letters at the top. Below that, the word "But" is written in cursive white. To the right of "But" is a blue retro rotary telephone with a coiled cord. At the bottom, the words "RETIREMENT CALLS" are in large blue capital letters.
