I May Destroy You Pillows
Description: Calm on the outside. Absolutely unhinged on the inside. This vintage bandana chicken has been keeping score and the number is already at three. Bold retro sunset stripes frame the most passive aggressive bird you've ever had the nerve to look at. She's fine. Everything is fine. Perfect for chicken lovers, farm girls, passive aggressive queens, or anyone who smiles politely while mentally losing it. A hilarious gift for the calmest-looking most chaotic person you know.
Description: Looks can be deceiving when you're dealing with a sassy hen! This vibrant country-western style graphic features a stylish chicken wearing pink glasses and sunflowers, alongside patterned lettering in leopard print, turquoise, and cow print. Framed by the funny phrase "I May Look Calm But In My Head I've Pecked You 3 Times...", it’s the perfect design for chicken moms, farm girls, backyard poultry keepers, and anyone who appreciates a bit of sassy country humor.
i may look calm but in my head i've punched you in the face 3 times Pillow
by Impasto Ocean Gallery
$28
I May Look Calm But In My Head I've Pecked You Three Times Pillow
by Lakeland Volunteers in Medicine (LVIM)
$28
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Description: I May Look Calm But In My Head I've Punched You In The Face 3 Times Funny Sarcastic . for people with a dark sense of humor who appreciate relatable social commentary and funny personality statements. Great for introverts, overthinkers, and anyone who keeps their thoughts to themselves.
