I Would Prefer Not To Pillows

Tshirts and hoodies - Ideal for introverts who loves sarcasm and four legged friends. Stickers - A sarcastic addition for laptops or notebooks, appealing to dog lovers with a sense of humor. Phone case - A tech-inspired twist, great for dog owners who enjoy a touch of sarcasm on their gadgets. Mugs - A sarcastic mug perfect for dog lovers, making mornings more cheerful. Great for birthdays or occasions celebrating individuality, perfect for those who may not be fans of big gatherings. A cool and sarcastic surprise for those who enjoy solitude and the company of their four legged friends. A humorous gift that speaks to their unique sense of humor and love for dogs. Also available on more products.

Not Crazy, I just prefer Cats to People

I Would Die For John B shirt

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Melville's classic anti-hero Bartleby is known for his catchphrase: "I would prefer not to". Whether you're tongue in cheek or serious, if the answer is NOPE and LEAVE ME ALONE, this is for you. Available in other colors.

Funny sarcastic humorous sayings

I would prefer not to.

“I cannot imagine how knowing one's history would not urge one to be an activist” - John Hope Franklin, historian

“I cannot imagine how knowing one's history would not urge one to be an activist” - John Hope Franklin, historian

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I prefer not to - say no with literary flair. No. Nope. I would prefer not to. Cool typography design.

Zizek knows it

I Would Like to Apologize To Anyone I have Not Yet Offended. Please Be Patient I will Get to You Shortly

Always be hones to who you are

A design for the personality with slightly controlling tendencies, an analytical mind and great organisation skills. The quote is "I'm not a control freak, I just prefer to optimize the variables"

Always be honest to who you are.

Adulthood - The struggle is real.

I don’t care T-Shirt design for the not caring cynical sarcastic man or woman in your life. Available on a variety of gifts and apparel.

i would like to apologize to anyone i have not yet offended

Melville's classic anti-hero Bartleby is known for his catchphrase: "I would prefer not to". Whether you're tongue in cheek or serious, if the answer is NOPE and LEAVE ME ALONE, this is for you. Available in other colors.

Melville's classic anti-hero Bartleby is known for his catchphrase: "I would prefer not to". Whether you're tongue in cheek or serious, if the answer is NOPE and LEAVE ME ALONE, this is for you. Available in other colors.

Zizek Soup

I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO ANYONE I HAVE NOT YET OFFENDED PLEASE BE PATIENT I WILL GET TO YOU SHORTLY

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Don't let them bother you. Use the famous answering of Bartleby (characther of the american writer Herman Melville) for any disturbing request.

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A reimagining of the Shepard Fairey "HOPE" poster in appreciation of the British Comedian, Lee Mack.

If I were not Alexander, I would like to be Diogenes

we do this not because it is easy

I can't wait to see you

The best way to inform others you're really not in the mood.

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Hello there! Welcome to our little trans-dimensional joyride, folks. I’m Dr. Seeker, your friendly controller, and a heck of a paleontologist if I do say so myself. But let’s not talk about me; let’s talk about you, and how you can help me make history today with the Time Rover. It’s like this: if I can bring you back from the Cretaceous Period, it stands to reason that I can bring back a live dinosaur with you. And not just any dinosaur; take a look at this guy. It’s an iguanodon, and I’m certain that he is the key to understanding these magnificent creatures. I tagged him with a locator during an “unauthorized” field trip.

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