Im Not Short Pillows

What does Microwave really mean?

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This funny and Sarcastic "There Is Nothing I Can't Do. Except Reach The Top Shelf. I can't do that" design is great for all short people that can do anything.

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For the guys under 6 Feet and Cocky as Hell some nice Merch and if you have a lady in your life that's taller than you there's the Tall Queen Merch to match.

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This funny novelty tshirt for aging birthdays is a fun way to look at getting older. You are full of golden wisdom and you have a mature sense of humor. Great birthday tshirt for any age! Aging gracefully is part of getting better, not getting older.

Being short won't ever stop you from ever achieving your goals. Keep on moving forward, brothers!

All sons, daughters, toddlers and kids who adore short-legged aquatic seabird from Antarctic suit to have this rock hopper artwork! Let them pair this with a colorful scarf and gloves for zoo or sea life park visits, animal shows or shorty family vacation!

Every Short Girl Needs A Tall Best Friend

Allow me to introduce my selves

Life really is short and so are you.

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small and angry design

Get ready to add some penguin-sized charm to your Halloween celebrations with our delightful design! This cute penguin inside a pumpkin is the perfect embodiment of Halloween fun and whimsy. It's a unique and funny idea that's sure to bring smiles to the faces of kids and adults alike.

There Is Nothing I Can't Do Except Reach The Top Shelf

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This funny and Sarcastic "There Is Nothing I Can't Do. Except Reach The Top Shelf. I can't do that" design is great for all short people that can do anything. Great idea for friends, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife who is just a little bit short. Don't let others look down on you, let them know that "There is Nothing I Can't Do". Looking for an ideal gift for short people? This short people joke outfit makes an ideal short people gift for a short person like you. Great for Birthday or Christmas.